Retired Old Golfer

[kevjohn]

A retired old golfer accidentally overturned his cart.

Elizabeth, a real golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course heard the noise

and yelled over to him. "Hey, are you okay, what's your name?"

"Willis," he replied.

"Willis, forget your troubles, come to my villa, rest up and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Aw come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," Willis finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a hearty drink and sexy driving and putting lessons, Willis thanked his host.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!” Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?"

Willis says "Under the cart!"