webfact Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Man caught smuggling Bangkok-bought monkey in his underwear By Coconuts Bangkok BANGKOK: -- A man traveling from Bangkok to Dubai was arrested for animal smuggling during a layover in India recently when a customs officer noticed a monkey in his trousers. Officials at the New Delhi Airport noticed something poking around in the young man’s nether regions as he was passing through security. Upon a body search, officials found a six to seven inch slender loris monkey packed in a polythene bag and hidden in his underwear, the Hindustan Times reported. The young man told officials that he wanted the animal for a pet and had bought it in Bangkok. The man was traveling with two others, and one of his companions reportedly threw away a monkey that he was smuggling into a trashcan. [more...] Full story: http://www.coconutsb...-his-underwear/ -- COCONUTS Bangkok 2012-09-12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KKvampire Posted September 12, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2012 So he smuggled the monkey out of Suvanabhumi Airport ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Semper Posted September 12, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2012 So he smuggled the monkey out of Suvanabhumi Airport ? Yes, I think that's the place where airplanes leave for Dubai. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BookMan Posted September 12, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 12, 2012 It was a good smuggling attempt. I think we all know that Monkeys love nuts. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KKvampire Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 So he smuggled the monkey out of Suvanabhumi Airport ? Yes, I think that's the place where airplanes leave for Dubai. Sarcasm suits you perfectly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harsh4 Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 strange why he wasn't caught at Bangkok airport... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
draftvader Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 So, when they patted him down they were "spanking the monkey"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 It was a good smuggling attempt. I think we all know that Monkeys love nuts. Big bananas more so. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Suradit69 Posted September 13, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) strange why he wasn't caught at Bangkok airport... "Officials at the New Delhi Airport noticed something poking around in the young man’s nether regions ..." Not an unusual sight amongst farang passing through Suvarnabhumi. Edited September 13, 2012 by Suradit69 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colabamumbai Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 strange why he wasn't caught at Bangkok airport... Its normal to have something crawling around in your pants in Bangkok airports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julemanden Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 strange why he wasn't caught at Bangkok airport... "Officials at the New Delhi Airport noticed something poking around in the young man's nether regions ..." Not an unusual sight amongst farang passing through Suvarnabhumi. Maybe he was singing " Me and my monkey" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post krading Posted September 13, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted September 13, 2012 (shudder) "Ooh..the places I've been and things I've seen..." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robfromcanada Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Does anyone have any information on where these 'smugglers' were from? I am wondering if it happens to be the same people I ran into several months ago in vietnam who were trying to return one of these animals to a sanctuary... but had designed an underwear pouch for it for discreet traveling. Strange.. yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) Continued from main story: Officials thought the young male was acting strangly when they noticed his eyes rolling, big grin on his face and were drawn to the big moving bulge in his pants, also they could not ignore him when he shouted out loud - "yes, yes, faster, more, ah, ah, ah ooh" Edited September 13, 2012 by newermonkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newermonkey Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Does anyone have any information on where these 'smugglers' were from? I am wondering if it happens to be the same people I ran into several months ago in vietnam who were trying to return one of these animals to a sanctuary... but had designed an underwear pouch for it for discreet traveling. Strange.. yes! Ah yes that will be the arabian desert santury ! No, these little monkeys (and other so called exotic creatures) will bring big bucks from some ugly arab hi-so's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezzra Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 So this is what they call it now days..a monkey...good to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiritrace Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Is that a monkey in your pant or are you just happy to see me....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 strange why he wasn't caught at Bangkok airport... Customs officials were too busy looking for cigarettes over the duty free limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tracker1 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 A squirel would have been more appropriate their crazy about nuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorG Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I just knew when I saw the headline that you guys were going to have a lot of fun with this one 555 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 I have an idea... Fat mans suit. Orang-outang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jambodave Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 By the look on the monkey"s face I think it will need counselling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 The gentle slow loris I bet it's a raving maniac now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breville Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 My worst fear - being in the middle of a big busy airport and my monkey sticks his head out of my trousers' fly and starts waving to everyone. And if this idiot tried this dumb stunt in Australia the RSPCA would have him up on a charge of keeping a monkey in a dirty filthy environment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ishan14 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 That's really cruel of these people to do this. One even threw the monkey in a trashcan. what a bunch of sh*theads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attento Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 The previous fashion was wearing "budgie-smugglers". Whatever next ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hbullinger Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Newbie "Does anyone have any information on where these 'smugglers' were from?" They must have been Yorkshire men as they are used to carry their whippets in their trousers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoDogz Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 The gentle slow loris I bet it's a raving maniac now. Perhaps a raving nympho now. My worst fear - being in the middle of a big busy airport and my monkey sticks his head out of my trousers' fly and starts waving to everyone. And if this idiot tried this dumb stunt in Australia the RSPCA would have him up on a charge of keeping a monkey in a dirty filthy environment. My worst fear would be walking down the terminal isle and a monkey sticks its head out of the trashcan...flashbacks of sesame st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbrooks Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 Now that's cool news from Thailand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunsetT Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 So he smuggled the monkey out of Suvanabhumi Airport ? Yes, I think that's the place where airplanes leave for Dubai. Sarcasm suits you perfectly I think u must spell out for Semper and others who dont get irony what you are implying about the 'efficiency and efficacy' of Departure security checks at Swampy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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