kevjohn Posted September 23, 2012 Share Posted September 23, 2012 (edited) On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship." "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf constantly. I'll be out on the golf course every weekend, every holiday, and every chance I get. If it comes to a choice between your wishes and golf, golf will always win." His new bride pondered this for a moment and said, "I thank you for your honesty. Now in the same spirit of honesty, I should tell you that I've concealed something about my own past that you should know about. The truth is, I'm a hooker." "No problem," said her husband, "Just widen your stance a little, and overlap your grip, and that should clear it right up." Edited September 23, 2012 by kevjohn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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