November 2, 201213 yr Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed!
November 2, 201213 yr Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed! Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap
November 2, 201213 yr Author Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed! Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally.
November 2, 201213 yr Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land! I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc .... I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...... Folks, we're screwed! Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally. Actually, no it's not mine and I don't know who wrote it. Surprise! I don't have to know, I didn't post it. (And wouldn't -- Moses? FDR said lay down your shovels? Whatever...) Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap
November 2, 201213 yr Author Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally. Actually, no it's not mine and I don't know who wrote it. Surprise! I don't have to know, I didn't post it. (And wouldn't -- Moses? FDR said lay down your shovels? Whatever...) Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap Oh sorry.. maybe I posted this in the wrong section.. Would a mod please move this to the entertainment forum where folks aren't so serious and critical.
November 2, 201213 yr Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work? Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally. Actually, no it's not mine and I don't know who wrote it. Surprise! I don't have to know, I didn't post it. (And wouldn't -- Moses? FDR said lay down your shovels? Whatever...) Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap Oh sorry.. maybe I posted this in the wrong section.. Would a mod please move this to the entertainment forum where folks aren't so serious and critical. Point taken. My apologies. Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap
November 3, 201213 yr Author Can you drive a truck??? No but I enjoy watching IRT on discovery channel.
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