Are We Truly Screwed?

[Jayman]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this

is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

funds, etc ....

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

[soi41]

Can you drive a truck???

[SteeleJoe]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this

is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

funds, etc ....

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work?

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[Jayman]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this

is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

funds, etc ....

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work?

Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap

oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally.

[SteeleJoe]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said,

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this

is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the

price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the

economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement

funds, etc ....

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we're screwed!

Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work?

Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap

oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally.

Actually, no it's not mine and I don't know who wrote it. Surprise!

I don't have to know, I didn't post it. (And wouldn't -- Moses? FDR said lay down your shovels? Whatever...)

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[Jayman]

Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work?

Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap

oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally.

Actually, no it's not mine and I don't know who wrote it. Surprise!

I don't have to know, I didn't post it. (And wouldn't -- Moses? FDR said lay down your shovels? Whatever...)

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Oh sorry.. maybe I posted this in the wrong section.. Would a mod please move this to the entertainment forum where folks aren't so serious and critical.

Edited November 2, 2012 by Jayman

[SteeleJoe]

Aren't you supposed to attribute when you C&P someone else's truth-distorting rightwing screed...er I mean someone else's work?

Sent from my iPad using ThaiVisa ap

oh sorry.. is this your rant? I received it as spam and it gave me a laugh.. feel free to enlighten us as to who wrote it originally.

Actually, no it's not mine and I don't know who wrote it. Surprise!

I don't have to know, I didn't post it. (And wouldn't -- Moses? FDR said lay down your shovels? Whatever...)

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Oh sorry.. maybe I posted this in the wrong section.. Would a mod please move this to the entertainment forum where folks aren't so serious and critical.

Point taken. My apologies.

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[Travel2003]

I found it funny.

[Jayman]

Can you drive a truck???

No but I enjoy watching IRT on discovery channel.