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No One Likes Thailand Do They?.....

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All I can say..................

I love it here. There is always something to do and never enough time to do it all.

Every day a holiday, (When I am not offshore)

Never regretted moving here so cannot moan, sorry

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My village is so small that it only has one shop.

It really annoys me when I go to the shop and it is shut.

I've said to her a few times, if you know that you won't be open why don't you tell me?

Today when I went to the shop, she told me that she won't be open in the evening, so if I want anything, I should buy it now.

The shop owner listened, I've bought my beers for the evening and so I am very happy :D

So there you have it, a bit of complaining and happiness in the same post :)

I saw the title and thought Id have to come in and close the thread. who needs another whinging thread when theres already so many smile.png

but given this has taken a different turn, I will let it run for a bit

cheers everyone

oh the power.

I saw the title and thought Id have to come in and close the thread. who needs another whinging thread when theres already so many smile.png

but given this has taken a different turn, I will let it run for a bit

cheers everyone

How sweet.

David.....my gf would never say such a ccatastrophic thing to me.

My day would be ruined. biggrin.png

She was proud of me the other day when I went 4 days without imbibing ... equaling long standing record.

She has stated since that my halo has slipped.

Two Leos a day ... geeze ... I'm a monster now ... rolleyes.gif

The other thing that made me smile (the other day) was when I went to my dentist in Bangkok, guy I've know now for 5 years +

  • cleaned my gf's teeth,
  • filled one cavity (amalgam) and
  • two tiny ones with that photosensitive stuff and
  • the bill came to 2,100 Baht and
  • she proudly announced ... the same price, with much better service then her Village Vet, Dentist

... made me smile that we don't always get ripped off ... thumbsup.gif

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EDIT ... my piss poor spelling

Our village vet is also the hairdresser!.....He did a good cut, but I looked like a poodle.

I suppose we are going down the line of "our village is so small" jokes...so let me start you off with two:

our village is so small the local hooker is a virgin

our village is so small the village idiot and the mayor are the same person..

Come and join us anytime.

You would find yourself in congenial company.

thailand is great but its all the people in it that i have problem with cheesy.gif

The village where I live is so bloody small, I keep driving past it.....

oh the power.

Oh yes the power ;)

And don't start turning this into a discussion of moderation, cos I will certainly use that power then :)

David.....my gf would never say such a ccatastrophic thing to me.

My day would be ruined. biggrin.png

She was proud of me the other day when I went 4 days without imbibing ... equaling long standing record.

She has stated since that my halo has slipped.

Two Leos a day ... geeze ... I'm a monster now ... rolleyes.gif

The other thing that made me smile (the other day) was when I went to my dentist in Bangkok, guy I've know now for 5 years +

  • cleaned my gf's teeth,
  • filled one cavity (amalgam) and
  • two tiny ones with that photosensitive stuff and
  • the bill came to 2,100 Baht and
  • she proudly announced ... the same price, with much better service then her Village Vet, Dentist

... made me smile that we don't always get ripped off ... thumbsup.gif

.

EDIT ... my piss poor spelling

Our village vet is also the hairdresser!.....He did a good cut, but I looked like a poodle.

I suppose we are going down the line of "our village is so small" jokes...so let me start you off with two:

our village is so small the local hooker is a virgin

our village is so small the village idiot and the mayor are the same person..

''our village is so small the village idiot and the mayor are the same person.''

Sounds like London.

In Hell people have to complain. In paradise ... people still residueelly like to complain because they have been through Hell.

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oh the power.

Oh yes the power wink.png

And don't start turning this into a discussion of moderation, cos I will certainly use that power then smile.png

Said the smiling assassin

You have done it agian Krisb......good laugh!!!!!!

Would love to get on the turps with you one day.....Humour is still the best medicine......

You have done it agian Krisb......good laugh!!!!!!

Would love to get on the turps with you one day.....Humour is still the best medicine......

Laughter is even better

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You have done it agian Krisb......good laugh!!!!!!

Would love to get on the turps with you one day.....Humour is still the best medicine......

Anytime!

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