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krisb

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All I can say..................

I love it here. There is always something to do and never enough time to do it all.

Every day a holiday, (When I am not offshore)

Never regretted moving here so cannot moan, sorry

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My village is so small that it only has one shop.

It really annoys me when I go to the shop and it is shut.

I've said to her a few times, if you know that you won't be open why don't you tell me?

Today when I went to the shop, she told me that she won't be open in the evening, so if I want anything, I should buy it now.

The shop owner listened, I've bought my beers for the evening and so I am very happy :D

So there you have it, a bit of complaining and happiness in the same post :)

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David.....my gf would never say such a ccatastrophic thing to me.

My day would be ruined. biggrin.png

She was proud of me the other day when I went 4 days without imbibing ... equaling long standing record.

She has stated since that my halo has slipped.

Two Leos a day ... geeze ... I'm a monster now ... rolleyes.gif

The other thing that made me smile (the other day) was when I went to my dentist in Bangkok, guy I've know now for 5 years +

  • cleaned my gf's teeth,
  • filled one cavity (amalgam) and
  • two tiny ones with that photosensitive stuff and
  • the bill came to 2,100 Baht and
  • she proudly announced ... the same price, with much better service then her Village Vet, Dentist

... made me smile that we don't always get ripped off ... thumbsup.gif

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EDIT ... my piss poor spelling

Our village vet is also the hairdresser!.....He did a good cut, but I looked like a poodle.

I suppose we are going down the line of "our village is so small" jokes...so let me start you off with two:

our village is so small the local hooker is a virgin

our village is so small the village idiot and the mayor are the same person..

Come and join us anytime.

You would find yourself in congenial company.

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David.....my gf would never say such a ccatastrophic thing to me.

My day would be ruined. biggrin.png

She was proud of me the other day when I went 4 days without imbibing ... equaling long standing record.

She has stated since that my halo has slipped.

Two Leos a day ... geeze ... I'm a monster now ... rolleyes.gif

The other thing that made me smile (the other day) was when I went to my dentist in Bangkok, guy I've know now for 5 years +

  • cleaned my gf's teeth,
  • filled one cavity (amalgam) and
  • two tiny ones with that photosensitive stuff and
  • the bill came to 2,100 Baht and
  • she proudly announced ... the same price, with much better service then her Village Vet, Dentist

... made me smile that we don't always get ripped off ... thumbsup.gif

.

EDIT ... my piss poor spelling

Our village vet is also the hairdresser!.....He did a good cut, but I looked like a poodle.

I suppose we are going down the line of "our village is so small" jokes...so let me start you off with two:

our village is so small the local hooker is a virgin

our village is so small the village idiot and the mayor are the same person..

''our village is so small the village idiot and the mayor are the same person.''

Sounds like London.

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