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What Is A Fake Male Sex Organ In Thailand?

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What is a fake male sex organ in Thailand?

This is a genuine question.

I am stimulated to ask this question from this thread.

And I am also referring to a post here in there from me with the images.

Any constructive comments are very welcome.

A girls best friend when no man around?

A cucumber from the market?

A cucumber from the market?

A banana?

Both cucumbers and bananas here come in various sizes ;)

Edited by pattayadingo

A cucumber from the market?

A banana?

Both cucumbers and bananas here come in various sizes wink.png

Yes you have local and the imported ones laugh.png

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Peeled or chopped madam?

A good tip here is that the marble carved ones can be heated up just nicely if left in a hot tub for 30 minutes.

What are blokes supposed to use? Nobody is gonna convince me that an apple pie can do the job

What is a fake male sex organ in Thailand?

Meat substitute. :rolleyes:

Your asking about a fake male, sex organ or a fake, male sex organ ?

What are blokes supposed to use? Nobody is gonna convince me that an apple pie can do the job

I seem to recollect that in the movie "Portnoy's Complaint", the young protagonist availed himself of the (uncooked) liver which was on the menu for the family evening meal. I would imagine if it was straight out of the fridge you'd need to warm it up a little...

Edited by nisakiman

i can recollect from my time working in a sex toys shop, that fake male organs were a big seller among elderly men, before the invention of blue stud-boosting pills.

other than that, I can recollect that there were also fake female sexual organs. We had the kind that you had to inflate with air. For those who could not afford it, we had a secretly advise. Take a long drink glass and stuff it with a raw liver. . . don't forget to rinse it before you fry it in the pan . .

i can recollect from my time working in a sex toys shop, that fake male organs were a big seller among elderly men, before the invention of blue stud-boosting pills.

other than that, I can recollect that there were also fake female sexual organs. We had the kind that you had to inflate with air. For those who could not afford it, we had a secretly advise. Take a long drink glass and stuff it with a raw liver. . . don't forget to rinse it before you fry it in the pan . .

I have such a feeling that demand for raw liver gonna go up in the coming days.

There was a man who worked in a pickle factory. He got fired for putting his Johnson in the pickle slicer.

Of course they fired the pickle slicer too, as she was just as guilty. :)

Believe the temporary one is known as

A strapadicktome

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