A Cowboy Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Beer...

[John_Betong]

A cowboy walks into a bar after a long ride on his horse. He walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer.

When he gets his beer, he starts eyeing this beautiful lady in the corner.

Just as he turns back, a monkey runs up to the beer, dunks his balls in the beer, and runs off.

Agitated, the cowboy says to the bartender, "I can't drink this now! Give me another beer!"

So, the bartender brings him another beer. Before the cowboy could do anything about it, the monkey ran back over, dunked his balls in the beer and ran off before the cowboy could grab him. Even more angry, the cowboy says, "I can't drink this now. Bring me another beer!"

He gets another beer and guards it with his life.

The monkey sneaks up behind him, knocks the stool out from underneath the cowboy, hops up onto the bar and dunks his balls in the beer. Now the cowboy is thoroughly pissed. He grabs the bartender and says, "Man, I've had it. Who's stupid monkey is this anyway?"

The bartender replied, "It belongs to the piano player."

The cowboy walks over to the piano player and says, "Excuse me, do you know your monkey is dunking his balls in my beer?"

To this the piano player replies, "No, I sure don't, but if you hum a few notes, I'll play it."

Edited March 13, 2006 by John_Betong

[Phil Conners]

In Soi Cowboy?

[khall64au]

There's been alot of unprecedented interest in cowboys lately .......... boys!!!!!!!!