Dont Take My Beer!

[george]

Dont take my beer!

After our last child was born, my wife told me we had to cut back on

expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker,

maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from

grocery shopping, the receipt included $50 worth of makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up

anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "<deleted> off, that's what the beer was for!"