Plus Posted March 17, 2006 Share Posted March 17, 2006 (edited) A woman dies and goes up to heaven. While she's filling an application form at the gates she hears a scream. She nervously asks the gatekeer and he answers that it's nothing unusual - they are drilling holes in the backs to fix the wings. She continues with the form when even more nervewrecking scream comes from behind the gates. "No worry, M'am", says the gatekeeper, "They are drilling wholes in the heads to fix the halo". "That's enough", says the woman, "I'm going down to hel_l". "How come?", asks the gatekeeper, "They are going to rape you and sodomise you!" "No big deal", answers the woman, "I've already got holes for that". Edited March 17, 2006 by Plus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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