Dear Mum,

Things are going great, I'm loving the Muay Thai training and the weather is just perfect.

The smog is clearing now, and we can all see Doi Suthep again. The food is superb, and I had a great time at Songkran, except when some nutter threw sewage water from the moat at me and I spent three days tied to the WC.

Turns out it was cholera. Anyway I hope things are well with you, I'm sorry to hear the budgie died, though to be honest I hated the noisy little bastid, and good luck at the bingo.

Love

theblether x

Is cholera considered a STD ?

Is cholera considered a STD ?

I'll tell her about the STD later.....she's quite elderly, I don't want her going the way of budgie through shock.

Just sayin'

What was the budgie's name?

What was the budgie's name?

Lucky.

Mum,

I've got cholera and gonorrhea.

Bet she wouldn't even hear the word cholera........

It was actually blether.

I really hated that budgie.

I'm just happy for you that someone came along and untied you from the WC....tsssk, some people !!!

Shame about the budgie btw.My condolences to your mother.

Now we just have to put it to music.

Hello muddah, hello faddah,
Here I am at Camp Chiang Mai
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it starts raining!

I went hiking with Joe Spivey,
He developed leptospirosis.
You remember Lennard Skinard,
He got ptomain poisoning last night after dinner!

All the diners hate the waiters,
And the moat has cholera poison!
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he bought a book from someone called 'Ulysses'.

*sigh*

Another banter topic...off to Pub with you.

Please do not open these topics in GENERAL, thank you.

Dear Mum,

I have a new room.

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Its a good job for your mother;s sake she didn't get a parrot.

Too many pecks on the cheek for you anyway as a lad....it shows in your posting style.

So How Do You Tell Your Mum You Got Cholera In Chiang Mai?

Send her an email and don't let her near the same toilet as you.

Is cholera considered a STD ?

I was gonna say...You could be bringing up something much worse than cholera.

Tell her nothing like this, are you nuts?

Is cholera considered a STD ?

I'll tell her about the STD later.....she's quite elderly, I don't want her going the way of budgie through shock.

Just sayin'

Tell her nothing like this, are you nuts?

Is cholera considered a STD ?

I'll tell her about the STD later.....she's quite elderly, I don't want her going the way of budgie through shock.

Just sayin'

We are British chum.

Someone explain the concept of " whoosh " to rascalman please.

Someone explain the concept of " whoosh " to rascalman please.

Sorry, waste of time. But I can explain ........................

Someone explain the concept of " whoosh " to rascalman please.

rascalman, I think theBlether means that he will tell his mum the news very quickly. her being elderly she is probably deaf. eh? I said DEAF.

Anyway, if he says it fast enough it should go right over her head

I am sorry to hear his mum is deaf. It is hard to have both deaf and dumb in the same family.

I am sorry to hear his mum is deaf. It is hard to have both deaf and dumb in the same family.

Very witty.

You know I'll get you back for that.

Sniff.

Dear Son,

That's nice dear. How was Songkran?

Love Mum

She'll probably ask when you are going to marry the girl.