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[Herbs]

What should we pay for a return trip from Bangkok to London? Departing around July 20th, returning one month later. Apologies if this is an old question.

We need a non-stop flight, much better with our 2 year old. The Bangkok Post has loads of adverts quoting around 20,000. I'm sure these flights do not exist, so what is a reasonable price. Around 30,000 each return?

Thanks for any help.

[alaina]

Try asiatravelmart.com

They do have flights in the 20-30K range, not sure how many are non-stop.

Booked a flight with them before from KL to BKK. No problems and got a very good price on a Luftansa flight.

[markuk]

What should we pay for a return trip from Bangkok to London? Departing around July 20th, returning one month later. Apologies if this is an old question.

We need a non-stop flight, much better with our 2 year old. The Bangkok Post has loads of adverts quoting around 20,000. I'm sure these flights do not exist, so what is a reasonable price. Around 30,000 each return?

Thanks for any help.

I saw the British Airways site offering around 30k recently not sure on the dates though.

[markuk]

http://www.britishairways.com/travel/thsoffwt/public/en_th

World Traveller to UK and Europe

World Traveller to UK and Europe Catch our early bird specials before they are gone.

Fly with us to London from 01 May 2006 to 30 June 2006, value fares start from THB 30,105

and Europe from THB 31,180. Over 68 European cities available including free stopover in London. Sale ends 12 April 2006.

Destination Return fare from

London THB 30,105

Aberdeen, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness, Isle of Man, Jersey,Manchester or Newcastle.

THB 30,105

Amsterdam, Basel, Bastia, Berlin, Bilbao, Bordeaux, Brussels, Cologne, Copenhagen,Cork, Dublin, Dusseldorf, Frankfurt, Geneva, Genoa, Hamburg, Hanover,Krakow, Luxembourg, Lyon, Marseilles, Milan, Montpellier,Munich,Naples,Nice,Paris,Prague, Shannon,Stuttgart, Toulouse,Turin, Verona,Warsaw or Zurich

THB 31,180

Alicante, Barcelona, Bari, Belgrade, Bologna, Bucharest, Budapest, Cagliari, Catania, Faro, Helsinki, Lisbon, Madrid, Malaga,Oslo, Pristina, Pisa, Porto, Rome, Sofia, Stockholm, Valencia,Venice or Vienna. THB 32,255

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Travel Period: 01 May 2006 to 30 June 2006

Minimum Stay : Nil

Maximum Stay: 12 Months

Stopovers: 1 free stopover permitted in London.

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Changes: Not permitted

Cencellation: Tickets are non-refundable, non re-routable and non-changeable.

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[fisherd3]

The cheapest 20k are with Kuwait 6 hr wait in Kuwait , the medium 26k are with gulf 4hr wait in bahrain, and the expensive 38k BA Qantas and Thai are non stop. With various on off offer from the rest in between.

[VTR1000]

Try this:

Cheap flights BKK

[Momenthai]

By the time you add on taxes, fuel surchages and whatever else they add the BA deals work out at about Bt40k.

I just booked the same deal but to Dublin in May and it was Bt45k.

Thai and Qantas prices are usually very similar but I have been told that Eva Air are cheaper. They are a Taiwanese airline, they fly direct but not every day, I've never flown with them but have heard they are pretty good

[LiHoLang]

http://203.150.31.41:8080/NASApp/IP_SPECIAL/DisplaySpecial

sorry I don't know how long this super deal last for, THB9,900 pretty good price for one way.

[roamer]

Whatever you book , do it NOW. Some really hefty fuel surcharges coming in on Thai, Quantas and many other airlines, dates vary but most charges will start to apply for tickets issued after May 5th.

[sierra01]

By the time you add on taxes, fuel surchages and whatever else they add the BA deals work out at about Bt40k.

I just booked the same deal but to Dublin in May and it was Bt45k.

Thai and Qantas prices are usually very similar but I have been told that Eva Air are cheaper. They are a Taiwanese airline, they fly direct but not every day, I've never flown with them but have heard they are pretty good

Both my parents and my son (3 times) have been here on Eva, they say it's very good, and not much extra to upgrade for more legroom and luggage allowance.