Instant Divorce

[ripstanley]

A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the
tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the
hood and pulled it off revealing the robbers face.

The robber shot the customer without a moment's hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight
at him. The robber instantly shot him also.

Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently
down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well did anyone else see my
face?"

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone
was plainly too afraid to speak. Then one old cowboy named Bill from Oklahoma
slowly raised hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you."