Chinese Hospitality

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The Chinese have been trying to push Chinese Tourism to greater heights. So the government has asked all Hotels, Tourist guides and Restaurants to provide all Best Possible Services and proper guidance for Tourists and to learn English. The Hotels have now adopted a Professional approach to attracting and guiding tourists – of which the following Welcome Letter provides a few examples.

WELCOME LETTER

Getting There
Our representative will make you wait at the airport.

The hotel bus runs along the lake and you will feel pleasure in passing water.

You will know the hotel is near, because you will go round the bend.

As you come into the hotel, our beautiful manager will offer welcome drinks and then have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel
This is a family hotel, so adultery and children are welcome. Nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children.

Guests are invited to mate in the bar and expose themselves to others. It is good to have intercourse with others and become fast friends.

But please note that ladies are not allowed to have their babies in the bar. With our help they can be delivered in the baby center.

We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with himself.

Your Room
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts.

In winter, every room is on heat.

Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity.

All your needs are from Room Service. Please feel free to ring for the chambermaid and take advantage of her.

Hospitality
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will never forget us.