Thai Army canteen bans basil fried rice

[Shiver]

So now we have it........................... for any aspiring countries that want to invade Thailand, here are your top tips :

1.. Invade when it's raining. (all cadet training is cancelled in my school if it's raining)

2. Set up Somtam tables at the side of the battle field, then just pick em off with snipers when they come to buy.

3. Start frying up basil leaves and let the resulting wind drift towards their lines.

4. Don't worry about their fighter jets as they have no guns on them.

5. If you see an airship, don't panic, it doesn't work.

6. Just ask if you can invade (sorry visit) and then get em to sign a pact with you. (please note, you have to be winning, otherwise they will sign for the other team)

Easy, peesy.

Nobody will ever invade Thailand - they won't be able to get a visa or work permit to do so.

[sustainable moron]

" Preventing them from performing their duties in the finest manner ", does this mean the smell of cooking prevents due attention to arranging plumb postings, involvement in politics and general corruption ?

can you buy it in a spray can, could come in handy when out driving.

[sustainable moron]

The nation's military brought to its knees by fried rice. TiT.

shh you be arrested for selling top secret classified intelligence to the cambodians.

[pcgeekz05]

Could anyone please use Brains?

[wileycoyote]

Gosh.no krapow then !

[lee b]

wow. This stuff must be class A.

Edited September 26, 2013 by lee b

[NongKhaiKid]

The nation's military brought to its knees by fried rice. TiT.

Damn cowards, lacking in moral fibre. If this was '16 on the Somme would have had them shot, damn good for morale !

[Torrens54]

" Preventing them from performing their duties in the finest manner ", does this mean the smell of cooking prevents due attention to arranging plumb postings, involvement in politics and general corruption ?

Well, if Thailand ever has to do battle anywhere, the ENEMY will just have to cook-up pots of Basil Fried Rice and the smell will render Thailand's Finest from doing their duty and they'll hoist the white flag.

[Suradit69]

Along with durian

NEVER!

[Bagwan]

Along with durian

And barrah!

This fried basil must be pretty powerful stuff if it can waft all over the golf course.

Edited September 26, 2013 by Bagwan

[Honkytowner]

"Just ask if you can invade (sorry visit) and then get em to sign a pact with you. (please note, you have to be winning, otherwise they will sign for the other team)"

You mean, like in World War II?

[RickBradford]

Too bad it wasn't the Air Force, or Khao Sot could have headlined it "Fly Boys Flee Fried Rice".

[Sing_Sling]

" dish had been banned after the pungent smell of the stir-fried chili, garlic and holy basil leaves had drifted into the offices of Army staff, causing much disturbance to the senior officers and preventing them from performing their duties in the finest manner."

Surely the writer was having a laugh . . .

[sunshine51]

" dish had been banned after the pungent smell of the stir-fried chili, garlic and holy basil leaves had drifted into the offices of Army staff, causing much disturbance to the senior officers and preventing them from performing their duties in the finest manner."

Surely the writer was having a laugh . . .

I bet they "the senior officers" were scratching their bums & picking their noses

waiting foir the canteen to open.

[andrewrooney]

This might be kind of nitpicky but who at Khaosod decided that pad grapow is the same as fried rice?

[RubbaJohnny]

Dishodourly conduct

[Morakot]

[orchis]

hot topic!

[dru2]

The sign actually says: "Customers: Please be aware, don't order Pat Khrapao' (fried with holy basil). It's delicious, but best cooked outside...

Edited September 26, 2013 by dru2

[arthurwait]

.

Edited September 26, 2013 by arthurwait

[ableguy]

So now we have it........................... for any aspiring countries that want to invade Thailand, here are your top tips :

1.. Invade when it's raining. (all cadet training is cancelled in my school if it's raining)

2. Set up Somtam tables at the side of the battle field, then just pick em off with snipers when they come to buy.

3. Start frying up basil leaves and let the resulting wind drift towards their lines.

4. Don't worry about their fighter jets as they have no guns on them.

5. If you see an airship, don't panic, it doesn't work.

6. Just ask if you can invade (sorry visit) and then get em to sign a pact with you. (please note, you have to be winning, otherwise they will sign for the other team)

Easy, peesy.

if you see an airship you need new glasses, if you get new glasses and still see an airship duck.

[DekDaeng]

So now we have it........................... for any aspiring countries that want to invade Thailand, here are your top tips :

1.. Invade when it's raining. (all cadet training is cancelled in my school if it's raining)

2. Set up Somtam tables at the side of the battle field, then just pick em off with snipers when they come to buy.

3. Start frying up basil leaves and let the resulting wind drift towards their lines.

4. Don't worry about their fighter jets as they have no guns on them.

5. If you see an airship, don't panic, it doesn't work.

6. Just ask if you can invade (sorry visit) and then get em to sign a pact with you. (please note, you have to be winning, otherwise they will sign for the other team)

Easy, peesy.

7. Don't mention the (war) aircraft carrier.

[DekDaeng]

If you've ever been in a kitchen when the chef throws the krapow leaves into the pan then you'll know what this is about! It's like mustard gas!

Sent from my Nexus 4 using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app

That smell should be banned under the International Convention on Chemical Weapons.

Not so long ago the UK terrorist squad were called out to a small lane in London - which they later discovered to be behind a Thai restaurant -

Edited September 26, 2013 by DekDaeng

[hansnl]

much disturbance to the senior officers and preventing them from performing their duties in the finest manner.

Its about time it was banned it will be to late to discuss banning it when the North Korean troops are storming up the beaches in Pattaya, and our top boys are not performing at 100% look what happened when the Japs invaded in the last war.

The country was never colonized nor occupied.

So there was no jap invasion!

[animatic]

Like the generals can't move the stalls,

or install windows and aircon?

Total muppet theater of the absurd,