David48 Posted June 18, 2014 Author Share Posted June 18, 2014 OP title :- Cooler but the rain not want come this year What fruits can grow up in drought Maybe dried fruits would grow well. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 I think its fine unless your man boobs are lactating. If his man boobs are small, would they lactate condensed milk? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 I still love Thailand, but I'm not in love with it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 'WE are all in the gutter but some of us are looking up at the stars" "I am not young enough to know everything" "When i feel the need for exercise ,i lay down untill the feeling goes away" Oscar Wilde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 you Sir... have no idea. but i admit you possess a huge amount of no idea Classic Khun Naam ... Business Forum ... where else! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 The best one I have ever read on TV was, "I only wanted to rescue her" Some sap meets BG and falls in love, you can guess the rest, correct, she took him to the cleaners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxyzptlk Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a good fart....... To err is human.....to forgive is divine.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mxyzptlk Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Never drink on an empty head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted July 29, 2014 Author Share Posted July 29, 2014 Replying to How to claim your discount at the Thaivisa Lounge Bar Bangkok ... How does one go about identifying other TV members. One couldn't say, for example, "Is there a Rimmer in the bar." ... (I hope he has a sense of Humour) . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank James Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Is there a query from the audience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulissa Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 “Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”― Miles Kington Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Brasco Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 "knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, parochialism is not tossing it in a fruit salad along with handfuls of baby spinach, strawberries, avocado, bruised Romaine, blackberries, chèvre and a generous drizzling of Balsamic, olive oil, garlic and sea salt. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Brasco Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 "knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, parochialism is not tossing it in a fruit salad along with handfuls of baby spinach, strawberries, avocado, bruised Romaine, blackberries, chèvre and a generous drizzling of Balsamic, olive oil, garlic and sea salt. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand mobile app Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 So the moral of the story is: Don't mix alcohol and TVF. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted October 8, 2014 Author Share Posted October 8, 2014 Please await my next Topic "How to dip a lavender tea-bag" . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Of The Board Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. Francis Albert Sinatra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soutpeel Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 People who say nothing is impossible have never tried nailing water to a tree.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenBravo Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 (edited) Any post where the poster accidentally uses the word "farnag". Edited October 8, 2014 by KarenBravo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chairman Of The Board Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 People who say nothing is impossible have never tried nailing water to a tree.... Would the type of tree make any difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted November 16, 2014 Author Share Posted November 16, 2014 Not all good quotes have to be philosophical ... observations on everyday life are just as relevant ... Not naive at all my friend i do know crap from clay . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKAheng Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 “If you're not prepared to be wrong, you'll never come up with anything original.” Sir Ken Robinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NamKAheng Posted November 16, 2014 Share Posted November 16, 2014 “If you're not prepared to be wrong, you'll never come up with anything original.” Sir Ken Robinson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 My wife is so ugly I take her everywhere I go because I can't bare to kiss her goodbye. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 1, 2014 Author Share Posted December 1, 2014 Nice one ... I asked my wife "what do like most in me, my good looks or my sexy body?" She looked me up and down and replied "I like your sense of humour" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted December 2, 2014 Share Posted December 2, 2014 (edited) My favorite quote," Never underestimate the power of a schnook." -Boris Badenov Edited December 2, 2014 by sdanielmcev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted December 5, 2014 Author Share Posted December 5, 2014 ..., it's almost unfair for you to have a battle of wits with this guy. He's unarmed. Classic ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alive Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 'There are decades when nothing happens;and there are weeks when decades happen.' -- Vladimir Lenin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannork Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 I wanted your soft verges but you gave me the hard shoulder Roger McGough Auden talking about the human condition: whilst one person is suffering, another is immersed in his own life oblivious to the pain of the other. About suffering they were never wrong, The Old Masters; how well, they understood Its human position; how it takes place While someone else is eating or opening a window or just walking dully along; How, when the aged are reverently, passionately waiting For the miraculous birth, there always must be Children who did not specially want it to happen, skating On a pond at the edge of the wood: They never forgot That even the dreadful martyrdom must run its course Anyhow in a corner, some untidy spot Where the dogs go on with their doggy life and the torturer's horse Scratches its innocent behind on a tree. In Breughel's Icarus, for instance: how everything turns away Quite leisurely from the disaster; the ploughman may Have heard the splash, the forsaken cry, But for him it was not an important failure; the sun shone As it had to on the white legs disappearing into the green Water; and the expensive delicate ship that must have seen Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky, had somewhere to get to and sailed calmly on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alive Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 That makes me think of this song "But old people they just grow lonesome while they're waiting for someone to say hello in there.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starky Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 "promised the world then delivered an atlas" Not in any way profound but appropriate to many in Thailand. Some can't even afford to bring the Atlas yet still bemoan the joint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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