God give us a C@ck and a Brain,, but not enough blood to use the both at the same time

If enough is not enough...., more will never be better.

You're never too old to play like a child.

Edited July 9, 20169 yr by Sandy Freckle

Life is short...., but it's also wide.

From a film :-

" Man can't live with the same woman for 20 years it just ain't natural."

A quote about a politician :-

" How can you believe the man is speaking the truth when you know yourself in his position you would lie."

From Bob Hope, one that l quote a lot when asked " What do you do now your retired ".

" l stay asleep to roundabout Noon, have some breakfast and by the time l've finished it's time for my afternoon nap."