fatter than harry Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 I went to a fancy dress party the other night dressed as a snail, my friend asked me why I had a girl on my back, I told him that was Michelle. Boom Boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meadish_sweetball Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhhh! Michelle! Michelle! Your joke looked so lonely up there, so I just thought it could use some laughing support. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 lonely old joke that one! quite clever. Mr Sweetballs reply kinda reminded me of Homer Simpson. hhmmmmmmmmm beer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 A couple were going to a fancy dress party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. "Where is your costume?" the husband asked. "This is it," replied his wife. "What kind of costume is that?" asked the husband. "Why, I am going as Puss and Boots," explains the wife. "Now hurry and get your costume on." The husband went upstairs and was back in about two minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis. "What kind of costume is that?" asked the wife. "I am a fire alarm," he replied. "A fire alarm?" she repeated laughing. "Yes," he replied. "In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted March 1, 2004 Author Share Posted March 1, 2004 An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a big dent in that there pile." So the foreman went away for a couple hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese a fella that he awasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I nocouldafinda him nowhere." Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ahcouldnay fin' him either." The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells "SUPPLIES"!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astral Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 A guess ya cum from up North, eh lad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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