Stradavarius37 Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 (edited) I know its probably a topic that has been done to death, but I am a pensioner from the UK and my pension of 2,000 GBP per month has to stretch enough to cover both my own living expenses, plus that of my girlfriend and her boyfriend, both of whom I support. (Why does my gf have another bf you may ask? Well, too many footballs cleats to the jumblies have left me unable to perform...) And do not think that because I met her in a bar, that she is playing me. I know better, because she has been really good to me. She brushes my hair and even volunteers to carry around my bank account books and atm cards so that I don't have to strain my old hips. She even gave me access to 3 of her 6 facebook accounts so I could make sure she was not playing me... If my pension is not enough, I will be forced to dip into my trust fund that my rich auntie left me, after she kicked off prematurely from choking on a crumpet. Edited November 30, 2013 by Stradavarius37 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Just keep on drinking the Archer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sustento Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Depends on whether she gets her handbags from Prada or makes them herself from old rice sacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somsrisonphimai Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Is this a joke? Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akirasan Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 No, jokes are generally funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradavarius37 Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 Is this a joke? Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand If it is, I'm not laughing...tomorrow we are planning to go to the national park in Khao Yai, and if I have to play the double farang price for admission, it might just push my finances over the edge... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somsrisonphimai Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 Is this a joke? Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand If it is, I'm not laughing...tomorrow we are planning to go to the national park in Khao Yai, and if I have to play the double farang price for admission, it might just push my finances over the edge... I am sorry but the story seemed a little bit unreal. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stradavarius37 Posted November 30, 2013 Author Share Posted November 30, 2013 Is this a joke? Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand If it is, I'm not laughing...tomorrow we are planning to go to the national park in Khao Yai, and if I have to play the double farang price for admission, it might just push my finances over the edge... I am sorry but the story seemed a little bit unreal. Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand Imagine how I feel - Every time I come in the kitchen, her boyfriend is in the kitchen. In the g#dd#mn refrigerator. Eatin' up all the food. All the chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Songhua Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 That should be plenty. Mine's only half that and, even after the missus has taken her half there's still usually enough left for a bottle of Gatorade and a toasted sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonobo Posted November 30, 2013 Share Posted November 30, 2013 The General Forum is intended for actual topics, not attempts at humor. There are other places in ThaiVisa for those types of threads. //CLOSED// 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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