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fellow posters what is it with the small red ants,

i lived in Aus for 15 years after leaving the uk [where i dont ever recall being bitten or probably stung would be more accurate by an ant] in australia,i had probably,4 or 5 ant bites and i had my own pest control buisness,mostly green ants that hurt like hell for a while and then subsided,here however,i have just been stung for the umpteethn time on the family jewels ,one got into my undies,and i found it's corpse after much,scratching and examination dead,on my foreskin,which felt like my tilac had forgotten to wash her hands after eating som tam and fondled me,why are they so kamikaze,a sensible ant would sureley try to make a getaway but here,no chance,on the plus side it does seem to enlarge said member,possibly a poor mans viagra?

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mate, I was bitten by green and jumping ants in oz and they were just an irritant but I got bitten by something the other day here that caused my wrist to swell up in a 2" area and was itchy as hell for 4/5 days before it subsided and stopped, didnt see what it was but there were ants around at the time. Actually felt like a green ant bite at the time with the burning sensation before the swelling/ithching started.

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mate, I was bitten by green and jumping ants in oz and they were just an irritant but I got bitten by something the other day here that caused my wrist to swell up in a 2" area and was itchy as hell for 4/5 days before it subsided and stopped, didnt see what it was but there were ants around at the time. Actually felt like a green ant bite at the time with the burning sensation before the swelling/ithching started.

If it was an ant it would have been a big black one. They are about the size of the fairly harmless brown ants that build nests in trees but these black guys pack a punch w00t.gif

I had a thread on here about them some time ago when I got bitten on the foot that swelled up and was painful and even worse my little girl who also got bitten swelled up like a Michelin baby. Luckily a quick trip the clinic and some antihistamine got her back to normal size pretty soon.

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Beware of THEM w00t.gif

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I had red lumps come up all over my legs and I thought I had aids causr I <deleted> thai girl on her period with no condom

but it waz just the 1000's of red ants through out my bedroom

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