No Sex For Me Tonight

[gryphon]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so

much. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into

bed. And, well, the passion starts to heat up . . . but she eventually says "I don't feel

like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said - "WHAT??!! What was that?!!!??"

Then, she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear . . . "You're just

not in touch with my emotional needs, as a woman, enough for me to be able to satisfy your

physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and

not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out

to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big posh Department Store.

I walked around and around and around with her, while she tried on several different very

expensive outfits.

She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.

She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

We then went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.

Let me tell YOU. . . she was SO excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of

a shipwreck. I started to think she had realised I was there for the taking that day and was

testing me to check it out, because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even

know how to play tennis . . . .

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

I tell you, she was almost nearing 'sexual satisfaction' from all of the excitement from it all, and was

smiling with excited anticipation when she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself . . . . as I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped, with a baffled - WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man, enough for me to satisfy your

shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look, like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just

love me for who I am and not for the things I can buy you?"

APPARENTLY, I'M NOT HAVING SEX TONIGHT EITHER . .

[nathcc]

As a woman I should feel annoyed, but really loved this one!