Minburi Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Last line of the story is Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siam-i-am Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Last line of the story is Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends. I love it, couldn't make that up. Could you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob/nyc Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Sounds like Pattaya.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 (edited) The troubling update to this news is that there are literally dozens of suspects matching that description that the police are having to track down.... Edited May 20, 2006 by sriracha john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulysses G. Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Last line of the story is Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends. Thank heaven that I have two arms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordofdelusion Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I am trying to create a story in my head that could possibly have that as it's last line. Nothing yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakanong2005 Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Last line of the story is Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends. Brilliant I was told of one of their headlines years ago which was commenting on two German (Dutch) Brothers (mafia criminals) being released which said "The Kuntz are released" My Flemish pals know we Brits are always going to snigger on the Brussels Metro when we go through the station, "Kuntz Wet" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 "Therefore, the Pattaya police have rounded up, as their prime suspects, a legless Romanian colonel who collects funeral armbands formerly worn by Indonesian Zorastrians; and a ravishingly beautiful Nepalese princess whose husband drowned in a pile of electric eels whilst vacationing in New Zealand." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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