Last line of the story is

Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

Last line of the story is

Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

I love it, couldn't make that up. Could you?

Sounds like Pattaya..................

The troubling update to this news is that there are literally dozens of suspects matching that description that the police are having to track down....

Edited May 20, 200620 yr by sriracha john

Last line of the story is

Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

Thank heaven that I have two arms!

I am trying to create a story in my head that could possibly have that as it's last line. Nothing yet.

Last line of the story is

Pattaya police are now searching for a dangerous one-armed jealous shoe polisher who’s attracted to lesbian prostitutes’ girlfriends.

Brilliant

I was told of one of their headlines years ago which was commenting on two German (Dutch) Brothers (mafia criminals) being released which said

"The Kuntz are released"

My Flemish pals know we Brits are always going to snigger on the Brussels Metro when we go through the station, "Kuntz Wet"

"Therefore, the Pattaya police have rounded up, as their prime suspects, a legless Romanian colonel who collects funeral armbands formerly worn by Indonesian Zorastrians; and a ravishingly beautiful Nepalese princess whose husband drowned in a pile of electric eels whilst vacationing in New Zealand."