drinking, recalling the nights events

The cringing feeling of embarressment when recalling the events after a night out on the drink and wonder why it happened again ?

Apparently 1 hours worth of alchohol is just one glass of drink which can be drank in 10 to 15 minutes. http://www.drunkmansguide.com/articles/drunkenness.php

What are we supposed to do for the other 45 minutes ? This maybe the problem.

1) at the outset of the evening, we are bored waiting the 45 minutes so we drink 2 to 3 drinks per hour,

2) at this time people talk to us because we are coherent.

3) later the drink takes effect and we are drunk

4) people stop talking to us because we are drunk

5) we become more bored so drink some more and get even more drunk

6) we get no attention at all from other people so we demand attention by provoking people, similar to a 5 year old child demanding attention when they are not being listened to, except now we are an adult.

problem is boredom...