May 30, 200620 yr You sure it's a bird? Could be one of those bottom-dwelling fish, but they usually have flat bellies...
May 31, 200620 yr Author hope she does not work in phuket or bkk!!!! Gross nice one anymore of the family out there????????
May 31, 200620 yr Advantages are; 1.) Easy to brush the teeth 2.) Easy access for the dentist 3.) Toothpick? No problem Disadvantages; Any ideas anyone?
May 31, 200620 yr hope she does not work in phuket or bkk!!!! Advantages are;1.) Easy to brush the teeth 2.) Easy access for the dentist 3.) Toothpick? No problem Disadvantages; Any ideas anyone? 1-Often gets stuck to glass doors and has to be pryed off. 2-Involuntarily consumes too much protein by swallowing bugs while riding motorcycle . 3-Neighbours constantly knocking at the door asking "Can you get the lid off this pickle jar?" 4-Smog does stain your teeth. 5-Real hard to whistle your favorite tune. 6-Phone rings: "Hi, I'm from Hoover Vacuums, would you like to take a few minutes and answer our quick and easy survey?" 7-Only way to smoke is to light up 25 cigarettes at once. 8-Waitresses will often say "You've got a little parsley stuck in your teeth. 9-Co-workers will often point at you when trying to find out where latest gossip originated from. 10-Only bedtime story the kids ever wanted to hear was The Three Little Pigs " I'll huff, and I'll puff..." 11- El Niño and La Niña no longer blamed for strange weather patterns. 12- Not allowed to visit Postal Museum. 13- Oh, no, I've just put this shirt on and I've already got a coffee stain on it!" 14-Spray paint easier to apply than lipstick.
June 4, 200620 yr OK, maybe I'm chancing my arm with this one, but I couldn't resist it! Don't hit me please!! HE'S THE ONE! Edited June 4, 200620 yr by Artisan
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