God Bless British Women

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his

wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed

to be done at their home. He said that it took a couple days but on the

third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed

and put away.

Jimmy had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given

his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the

cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but

the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the

dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a British girl. He boasted that he told her

that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn

mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said

the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see

anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he

could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to

eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper.

God Bless British Women