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OP is either a troll, a danger to himself and a menace to others, or mental (or some unfortunate combination thereof).

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how can a girl slap you? you must have been drunk completely, i would slap her back

Sadly the english mindset of never laying a hand on a girl no matter what has been deeply ingrained in me biggrin.png

Are you proud of the fact that you got on the bike drunk, lucky you only hurt yourself moron.

No not proud. And yes very lucky.

Bud, it's a girl ? You got your place trashed by and stood by watching ... a girl ?!

I'm not sure what I was doing, I have absolutely no memory of any of it but yes it was a girl tongue.png

OP is either a troll, a danger to himself and a menace to others, or mental (or some unfortunate combination thereof).

Or a guy who had a bad week, did some really stupid things, and learned from it?

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Your use of the term "smoking hot" indicates to me that you lack respect for others, as well as genuine insight, so I don't feel any sympathy for you based on your experiences.

Yes, you will call me "pretentious", "elitist", "arrogant", etc., but if one was paid to conduct a thorough examination of you, your perspectives and your behavior, I feel confident that the results would indicate that you deserved what you got. By the way, a "bar girl" (your words, not mine) is a working citizen of Thailand, just like the bank teller at your local SBC or the 7-11 employee around the corner from where you live—all deserve the same type of respect that you would accord to any other human being on this planet and would expect from others in regard to yourself. Quite possibly, many "bar girls" in Thailand possess a degree of intelligence, both cognitive and emotional, beyond anything you could ever hope to achieve.

Also, please refrain from future attempts at attention-seeking—the images you uploaded and the "My worst Thai moments ..." heading that you used are both indicative of a need to be perceived as something more interesting than who you actually are. The photos in particular have just been featured for shock value, but are in actuality lame examples of similar self-absorbed "me, me" behavior littered throughout the Internet.

Wow "smoking hot" is a simple phrase/slang, get the stick out of your arse.

Bar girls really aren't the same as 7/11 girls, having paid for the luxury of one for 3 months to be my 'girlfriend' (the same girl the house was trashed over in fact, lol) I am talking from first hand experience.

Last paragraph is the best, oh OK I really wanted people here to like me that is why I made the post!!! rolleyes.gif . Get over yourself, I don't give a <deleted> what you think laugh.png

You obviously have a drinking problem ... and you like to brag about it. Get some help.

Actually I've stated many times that I was an idiot, hardly bragging. It's a not a problem anymore, got my shit together not long after the events thankfully.

I can't believe this guy is stupid enough to share this story with us! You seriously need help mate..

Educate me. How is sharing a story anonymously stupid? Why are some of you so obsessed with your image even on a forum that you couldn't possibly make light of stupid things you might have done?

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strange how she showed up at 4am out of the blue, are there any security guards outside that might have tipped her off?

First thing any self-respecting girl does is ensure thatthe security guards are paid off to call and report your movements, especially if there is another young-lady involved.

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strange how she showed up at 4am out of the blue, are there any security guards outside that might have tipped her off?

She went to the main party place in the town and saw my friend (and housemate) in a bar there, he tried to cover for me saying I was already asleep but she decided to head to our house anyway laugh.png. My housemate wasn't too impressed with me either as you can imagine whistling.gif

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Your use of the term "smoking hot" indicates to me that you lack respect for others, as well as genuine insight, so I don't feel any sympathy for you based on your experiences.

Yes, you will call me "pretentious", "elitist", "arrogant", etc., but if one was paid to conduct a thorough examination of you, your perspectives and your behavior, I feel confident that the results would indicate that you deserved what you got. By the way, a "bar girl" (your words, not mine) is a working citizen of Thailand, just like the bank teller at your local SBC or the 7-11 employee around the corner from where you live—all deserve the same type of respect that you would accord to any other human being on this planet and would expect from others in regard to yourself. Quite possibly, many "bar girls" in Thailand possess a degree of intelligence, both cognitive and emotional, beyond anything you could ever hope to achieve.

Also, please refrain from future attempts at attention-seeking—the images you uploaded and the "My worst Thai moments ..." heading that you used are both indicative of a need to be perceived as something more interesting than who you actually are. The photos in particular have just been featured for shock value, but are in actuality lame examples of similar self-absorbed "me, me" behavior littered throughout the Internet.

Wow "smoking hot" is a simple phrase/slang, get the stick out of your arse.

Bar girls really aren't the same as 7/11 girls, having paid for the luxury of one for 3 months to be my 'girlfriend' (the same girl the house was trashed over in fact, lol) I am talking from first hand experience.

Last paragraph is the best, oh OK I really wanted people here to like me that is why I made the post!!! rolleyes.gif . Get over yourself, I don't give a <deleted> what you think laugh.png

You obviously have a drinking problem ... and you like to brag about it. Get some help.

Actually I've stated many times that I was an idiot, hardly bragging. It's a not a problem anymore, got my shit together not long after the events thankfully.

I can't believe this guy is stupid enough to share this story with us! You seriously need help mate..

Educate me. How is sharing a story anonymously stupid? Why are some of you so obsessed with your image even on a forum that you couldn't possibly make light of stupid things you might have done?

Yes, you really are a genius—"attention seeking" and wanting people to like you are not synonymous. If I promise to take the stick out of my arse, will you finally return to an educational institution to, once and for all, attain a degree of intelligence that is beyond that of a toddler? Deal?

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If this thread is to help me feel better about myself and my issues with Thailand, congratulations and well done! clap2.gif.pagespeed.ce.z5euFoXm0J.gif

Pleased to help mate tongue.png

probably Yabba related.

Based on what? Oh absolutely nothing. Thought so.

I liked your post OP. Sometimes we get stupid drunk. At least we're not sitting around like these trolls who have 15,000 TV posts, who think they have all the answers, but no real life. I was with a pretty young Thai hooker for one night, and four months later she heard that I was with another hooker and got crazy jealous. Just the way a lot of them are. Scooters can be real dangerous even when we're sober. I live in Chiang Mai and I no longer drive a scooter, after dropping mine in an intersection. Don't worry OP about the feedback. These guys love to trash anything you put out there. Once I posted about being robbed at gun point, and I told the robbers to F off, and they did. True story to only warn about riding a bike down a deserted soi in the early morning. They had a field day with me - calling me a liar, that I made up the story, that I was an idiot for not bending over and taking it in the ass. On and on. Didn't make any sense to me and I did like you, defended myself. Now I know. If you are going to post anything on TV, get ready for the trolls to tear you to pieces.

Yup, exactly the kind of reply you would expect from a fucktard who uses the corresponding avatar image and calls himself "Old Stud". The people you mistakenly refer to as "trolls" (With how many posts? Children love to exaggerate, but adults typically refrain from spouting garbage just because they have nothing of worth to state) are simply people with genuine insight whose life consists of more than viewing Internet porn, sharing idiotic memes and trying to impress Westerners by using terms like "crazy jealous". Do you even know what the word "hooker" means?

By the way, your writing is pure genius and would outsell Oscar Wilde by millions. You should try for a book deal because one day I hope to be as brilliant as you. Seriously, write about your "hair-raising" experiences and then share them with a literary agent and see how wealthy and famous you become!!

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Your use of the term "smoking hot" indicates to me that you lack respect for others, as well as genuine insight, so I don't feel any sympathy for you based on your experiences.

Yes, you will call me "pretentious", "elitist", "arrogant", etc., but if one was paid to conduct a thorough examination of you, your perspectives and your behavior, I feel confident that the results would indicate that you deserved what you got. By the way, a "bar girl" (your words, not mine) is a working citizen of Thailand, just like the bank teller at your local SBC or the 7-11 employee around the corner from where you live—all deserve the same type of respect that you would accord to any other human being on this planet and would expect from others in regard to yourself. Quite possibly, many "bar girls" in Thailand possess a degree of intelligence, both cognitive and emotional, beyond anything you could ever hope to achieve.

Also, please refrain from future attempts at attention-seeking—the images you uploaded and the "My worst Thai moments ..." heading that you used are both indicative of a need to be perceived as something more interesting than who you actually are. The photos in particular have just been featured for shock value, but are in actuality lame examples of similar self-absorbed "me, me" behavior littered throughout the Internet.

Wow "smoking hot" is a simple phrase/slang, get the stick out of your arse.

Bar girls really aren't the same as 7/11 girls, having paid for the luxury of one for 3 months to be my 'girlfriend' (the same girl the house was trashed over in fact, lol) I am talking from first hand experience.

Last paragraph is the best, oh OK I really wanted people here to like me that is why I made the post!!! rolleyes.gif . Get over yourself, I don't give a <deleted> what you think laugh.png

You obviously have a drinking problem ... and you like to brag about it. Get some help.

Actually I've stated many times that I was an idiot, hardly bragging. It's a not a problem anymore, got my shit together not long after the events thankfully.

I can't believe this guy is stupid enough to share this story with us! You seriously need help mate..

Educate me. How is sharing a story anonymously stupid? Why are some of you so obsessed with your image even on a forum that you couldn't possibly make light of stupid things you might have done?

"having paid for the luxury of one for 3 months to be my 'girlfriend' (the same girl the house was trashed over in fact, lol) I am talking from first hand experience."

Yup, written evidence of the kind of people we need more of to create a world that is wondrous, amazing and joyful. Like your pal "Old Stud", you have obviously missed your calling—you should be a billionaire due to the incredible talent and skill set you possess. Seriously, spend more time tracking down an agent because the world needs to hear more from you. Actually, forget that: Start your own YouTube channel so we can bathe in your brilliance on a daily/weekly basis. Please?? Seriously, if I gather enough support from members of this forum, will you start your own Internet show? Deal?

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Excellent OP! Thanks for sharing the video and pics. Can open some newcomers eyes, before. they get involved with nasty girls. BTW, where was this? Apologies if you've already given that info.

The land of make believe ?

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Excellent OP! Thanks for sharing the video and pics. Can open some newcomers eyes, before. they get involved with nasty girls. BTW, where was this? Apologies if you've already given that info.

The land of make believe ?

I've seen this happen to a foreigner's home and belongings, on more than one occasion, in Thailand. The perp was usually a classy :) woman on a drug downer, looking for cash or just, in general, being a strung out freak.

Also, the leg burns on the exhaust pipe, happen more than what I like to know, to foreigners and Thai alike.

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Yes, you really are a genius—"attention seeking" and wanting people to like you are not synonymous. If I promise to take the stick out of my arse, will you finally return to an educational institution to, once and for all, attain a degree of intelligence that is beyond that of a toddler? Deal?

You're right they aren't synonymous, guess that's what I get for trying to hammer out multiple quoted replies as quickly as possible. However I'd honestly be surprised if you had a better education than me, stupid drunken antics are hardly the pastime of the underclass only.

you have obviously missed your calling—you should be a billionaire due to the incredible talent and skill set you possess.

It's a work in progress thumbsup.gif

Excellent OP! Thanks for sharing the video and pics. Can open some newcomers eyes, before. they get involved with nasty girls. BTW, where was this? Apologies if you've already given that info.
Lol you're welcome - it was in Ao Nang Krabi, the place of dreams hah laugh.png. Thankfully have moved on from there, do want to go back for a holiday though!
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The OP is an idiot , How long will he last in Thailand ? Not very long, a big accident is waiting to happen .

That wasn't a big accident? laugh.png And it happened in month 3, I'm now on month 18 out here now so not doing too bad thumbsup.gif

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You're right they aren't synonymous, guess that's what I get for trying to hammer out multiple quoted replies as quickly as possible. However I'd honestly be surprised if you had a better education than me, stupid drunken antics are hardly the pastime of the underclass only.

I actually don't think formalized education is an indication of superiority—I just could not think of any other options for someone as pathetic as yourself. And when you become a billionaire, make sure you launch a television/web series so that we can all continually share in your esteemed wisdom that will be described as "groundbreaking" from Dunedin, through to Helsinki, to southern Chile.

If only the vast majority of humans could achieve your heights, both intellectually and emotionally ...

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I would have body slammed that girl. Straight up

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I am guessing that hoodie was not ethically made by Flint and Tinder. And I also presume that your body slam technique is based on countless hours enthralled by the charades of the WWF, etc. It is a pleasure to meet another intellectual powerhouse on this forum and it is truly a shame that you will grow old—or maybe die young from a protracted bout of cancer—lose any physical traits that you rely on for self-esteem, and will then die like the rest of us. My tears are flowing as I write this ... crying.gif.pagespeed.ce.ENG_hyc8Gu.gif

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I actually don't think formalized education is an indication of superiority—I just could not think of any other options for someone as pathetic as yourself. And when you become a billionaire, make sure you launch a television/web series so that we can all continually share in your esteemed wisdom that will be described as "groundbreaking" from Dunedin, through to Helsinki, to southern Chile.

If only the vast majority of humans could achieve your heights, both intellectually and emotionally ...

Wow you really are a miserable &lt;deleted&gt; aren't you laugh.png , think you need to chill out mate and stop taking things so personally. Oh and emotional heights, yup that's the dream...... biggrin.png

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I would have body slammed that girl. Straight up

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand

I am guessing that hoodie was not ethically made by Flint and Tinder. And I also presume that your body slam technique is based on countless hours enthralled by the charades of the WWF, etc. It is a pleasure to meet another intellectual powerhouse on this forum and it is truly a shame that you will grow old—or maybe die young from a protracted bout of cancer—lose any physical traits that you rely on for self-esteem, and will then die like the rest of us. My tears are flowing as I write this ... crying.gif.pagespeed.ce.ENG_hyc8Gu.gif

LOL and you as a white knight after seeing your house demolished by a physco would have called up the girl who did it and said "I'm so sorry baby, it was just a friend. I deserve everything you did to my house. I love you." SMH.

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I would have body slammed that girl. Straight up

Sent from my iPhone using Thaivisa Connect Thailand

I am guessing that hoodie was not ethically made by Flint and Tinder. And I also presume that your body slam technique is based on countless hours enthralled by the charades of the WWF, etc. It is a pleasure to meet another intellectual powerhouse on this forum and it is truly a shame that you will grow old—or maybe die young from a protracted bout of cancer—lose any physical traits that you rely on for self-esteem, and will then die like the rest of us. My tears are flowing as I write this ... crying.gif.pagespeed.ce.ENG_hyc8Gu.gif

I'll slap the tater tots out your trap.

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