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too boring.

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going to outside to contemplate the goldfish in the pond. maybe one of them will do a triple somersault back flip while i am watchingthumbsup.gifblink.png

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Leave the bottle in the house - you will feel better for it.

Doubt it, gold fish are notoriously shy.

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they show themselves if you throw some feed out. took a while for them to come up from the depths. too hot and resting i guess. few dead ones floating about recently.

7-11 smoked chicken wings for lunch. at 50baht odd for about five had long considered them overprice when i saw the thais buying them. but after you take the plunge, you will repeat, they got some sort of tasty stuff in the smokey flavour. also had a smokey bite bacon (hot dog thingy)

no one looking real happy today. all got long faces. but they've clock in and doing the motions as everyday.

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Gonna show dem goldfish how to drink like a fish?

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Every morning 7 am I go to the pond outside my front door. My three gold fish rush up to me. So happy, wagging their fins, looking up at me, mouths opened, round and puckered. I still dream of finding one Thai girl like this.

I had a gecko friend this morning, I was able to pick him up and put him on my shoulder.

I found a few bugs for him to eat, placed him on a table and he just sat there for about 20 minutes looking at me... I thought OK, he is my pet now, i'll have to start finding some food for him daily as he is too lazy to hunt himself. I sat on my computer for a bit and then looked again and he had done a runner.

No, he was not dead all along, just a very lazy animal.

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Every morning 7 am I go to the pond outside my front door. My three gold fish rush up to me. So happy, wagging their fins, looking up at me, mouths opened, round and puckered. I still dream of finding one Thai girl like this.

Seriously, be careful what you wish for.................blink.png

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Every morning 7 am I go to the pond outside my front door. My three gold fish rush up to me. So happy, wagging their fins, looking up at me, mouths opened, round and puckered. I still dream of finding one Thai girl like this.

Seriously, be careful what you wish for.................blink.png

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Not wishing - just joking. laugh.png I'm happy with my zen garden.

But I have to admit, before I moved to Thailand where I can pay for guppies, which eventually

turned out to be one too many boring/expensive experience for me, I did wish for it. wai2.gif

Take your keyboard. Maybe one of them is bored and will post something on TV.

Take your keyboard. Maybe one of them is bored and will post something on TV.

Which would probably be more intelligent than most of the op's post's.

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Take your keyboard. Maybe one of them is bored and will post something on TV.

Which would probably be more intelligent than most of the op's post's.

a nod is like a wink to a blink horse

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Charlie

i talk to my pigs,,,,,, should i start to worry? or is it to late ??

Talk to your pigs. It calms them down. They relax when they hear good music also.

If you're out there long enough, you'll get hungry and then be able to eat sushi.

If you're out there long enough, you'll get hungry and then be able to eat sushi.

Last month I got up and two 4 inch goldfish and one 6 inch koi were dead. My Thai landlady came over and picked them out of the water and headed toward her house. Never asked her if she ate them.

If you're out there long enough, you'll get hungry and then be able to eat sushi.

Last month I got up and two 4 inch goldfish and one 6 inch koi were dead. My Thai landlady came over and picked them out of the water and headed toward her house. Never asked her if she ate them.

I'm sure that she would have cooked them up and ate them.

It always suprises me when I see locals scooping up dead fish off of the beach or from the river, cooking them up and eating them, without any consideration to what may have caused the fish to die.

Every morning 7 am I go to the pond outside my front door. My three gold fish rush up to me. So happy, wagging their fins, looking up at me, mouths opened, round and puckered. I still dream of finding one Thai girl like this.

If I were you I wouldn't stick my dick in that pond. You don't know where those mouths have been. Fish are slags.

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Every morning 7 am I go to the pond outside my front door. My three gold fish rush up to me. So happy, wagging their fins, looking up at me, mouths opened, round and puckered. I still dream of finding one Thai girl like this.

If I were you I wouldn't stick my dick in that pond. You don't know where those mouths have been. Fish are slags.

T

slutty goldfish?

They looked so innocent . . .

Who would have known?

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Charlie

i talk to my pigs,,,,,, should i start to worry? or is it to late ??

Its only when you start whispering sweet nothings to them without a witness about Jake, then its too late..................sad.png

So I've been told anyway...................tongue.png

I knew I had spent too long in Thailand when I starting videoing the pond in a temple ...at length ...

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