cdnvic Posted March 9, 2004 Share Posted March 9, 2004 Superman and Spiderman were in their flat on a friday evening. It had been a busy week, what with Godzilla running amok, and an evil genius convention in town, and Superman was looking to let loose a bit. "Waddaya say spideyboy... lets hit the bars and see if we can find some action? Suggested the caped crusader. "Nah," Spiderman replied, "I think I'm just gonna stay home and watch shark week on the Discovery channel. "Fine pussy... you watch your fish. I'm gonna get laid." Superman sniffed. He was finding his roomate quite boring. A half hour later Superman was flying above the city when he caught sight of Catwoman laying on her sundeck writhing and moaning in delight. "Wow... she's really in heat tonite" he thought, "I'll use my super speed to zip down there and get me some and she won't even see me." So down he swooped, and in a blink of an eye was in and out like a flash, back up in the sky with a satisfied smile on his face. "What the ###### was that?" Catwoman yelled. "I dunno," replied the Invisible Man, "But man is my ass ever sore..." cv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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