Apart from those that show their idiocy on planes, most idiots manage to hide their idiocy until they're through immigration. Once their bags are down in some hotel room though, the idiocy starts to manifest itself. With many, idiotic symptoms appear within hours: drunk or dazed and confused due to a combination of substances, the results are well known. Motorbike crashes, fights, thefts, wanton destruction. Police and immigration should have little difficulty deporting the idiots that survive these initial symptoms. Harder to deal with, and sadder for all concerned, are those whose idiocy takes time to reveal itself, and indeed, harms no one but themselves. Symptoms here are usually brushed off by the victim until it's too late. The idiot hands over increasingly large sums of money to an almost total stranger of the opposite sex, or one of indeterminate sex, or even one of the same sex, in the mistaken belief that money can buy love, and anyway, the almost stranger told them they were the only one, and they loved them too mut. However the good news is that doctors, psychiatrists, and even a soil dog can cure this idiocy with a few simple words: Never settle down with a lady from a foreign land until you have met her family and friends many times and feel you know them well.
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