Greek Badger Cheese

[Costas2008]

A lot of thoughts sprung in my mind.

Is ferret milk the same as badger milk?

I like ferrets and usually play with them, but never tasted their milk.

Has any of the prominent members tasted ferret milk before?

As I understand it, ferret milk is just so passé now. Tiger milk is where it's at.

My recommendation to the board of directors.

Nisakiman, can be a valued asset to our organization.

While we are involved in milking the badgers, ferrets and gerbils, he can go and find the tigers to milk.

He seems to be very knowledgeable and capable of doing that.

Also recommend that this man will NOT be covered by any insurance, as this will be a waste of company money.

Good Luck, Nisakiman, we are all behind you

A long way behind you.

My good friend Mr Harrrrrrrry

Today I am in a cheerful, good mood.

Had a very nice sleep last night, with no nightmares.

So, will you be kind enough, not to wind me up for the whole day?

I know I can count on your good self.

Edited July 27, 2014 by Costas2008

[Costas2008]

Its actually Badger cheese made from Badger milk, to make anything "Greek" you just start smashing plates after you've eaten.

Welcome Roland, always good to see a well known Rodent posting here.

Can we milk him?

[Soutpeel]

I have a question for Sout Peel

Are there badgers in South Africa?

Are they black, white, chinese or Mixed Race?? or as the best multiple choice questions have it: "None of the above"

Yes, the honey badger, AKA the Ratel, nasty little b*stard, one suspects would not be a happy chappie if someone attempted to milk one..

Was actually thinking about buying one as an Xmas gift for Costas, to play with his greek badgers... but one fears it would be like "300" all over again, the greek badgers would put on a heroic show but will eventually get the sh*t kicked out of them and they lose..

[mrtoad]

Costas, I have no idea about the milking of Rats. Is this a Greek thing, that you wish to milk all creatures?

Edited July 27, 2014 by mrtoad

[harrry]

Costas, I have no idea about the milking of Rats. Is this a Greek thing, that you wish to milk all creatures?

I hear some people think that the Greeks are experts at milking the EU budget.

[tonytigerbkk]

Costas, I have no idea about the milking of Rats. Is this a Greek thing, that you wish to milk all creatures?

Maybe we should set thE Blair Witch on him.

[mrtoad]

Costas, I have no idea about the milking of Rats. Is this a Greek thing, that you wish to milk all creatures?

Maybe we should set thE Blair Witch on him.

The EBlair With Project is a scary prospect.

[tonytigerbkk]

Costas, I have no idea about the milking of Rats. Is this a Greek thing, that you wish to milk all creatures?

Maybe we should set thE Blair Witch on him.

The EBlair With Project is a scary prospect.

It scares the hell out of me.

[laolover88]

I suppose Costas will pretend he knows nothing about this

I am sure that is My Lord Byron?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger-baiting#mediaviewer/File:Badger-baiting.jpg

And My learned friend in Lijiang tells me that the Chinese know Badgers are "Shapeshifters"

so the net is tightening

[krisb]

Ena thio tria,

Heklas sen Maria.

Isn't that right Costas?

[mrtoad]

Costas, where are you???

[mrtoad]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=442bwrs46Nc

[Soutpeel]

Costas, where are you???

goat or badger herding I think

[mrtoad]

Costas, where are you???

goat or badger herding I think

Maybe he's gone cottaging in the hope of finding cottage cheese. He's the new Ron Davies.

[harrry]

He probably thinks he has milked this topic for all it is worth.

[Costas2008]

Costas, where are you???

Sulking...........

Nobody is taking me seriously any more.

Even my wife, the jewel of my life, although I told her I opened a serious thread, and I was busy.

She said, you serious?.........move your butt and go to Tesco to get oil and chicken legs.

I do read your posts you know.............

Whatever came over me and introduced her to TV?

Anyway.......my life is ruined now, no more posting, no more interest in TGAU or GERU.

No more Greek Badger cheese.

I will concentrate in playing with my gerbils.

Good bye TVF.

No no no your apologies will have no effect on me.....................

Edited July 27, 2014 by Costas2008

[mrtoad]

There was genuine concern Costas, some of us are even planning a trip to Khon Kaen, so we can ignore you in Tesco

[RolandRat]

Road trip ? Yeaaaaaahhhhhh ratfans, lets go!

[Costas2008]

There was genuine concern Costas, some of us are even planning a trip to Khon Kaen, so we can ignore you in Tesco

That was the local Tesco.

No farangs there, except, that cute assistant.............

Should I introduce her to my gerbils?

[Franky Bear]

I have badger on toast before i go to bed now and agin

[WitawatWatawit]

Costas my friend, I say this with due somnolence and funereal decorum. Get rid of the bloody missus, you dick!

[Costas2008]

Costas my friend, I say this with due somnolence and funereal decorum. Get rid of the bloody missus, you dick!

Got rid of the first one, and she's got all my money with her.

Now, get rid of the second?

I like my her house and car, you know.

But......you never know.......that assistant, is soooooo sexy.

I could sacrifice my life for her

[mrtoad]

Costas my friend, I say this with due somnolence and funereal decorum. Get rid of the bloody missus, you dick!

Got rid of the first one, and she's got all my money with her.

Now, get rid of the second?

I like my her house and car, you know.

But......you never know.......that assistant, is soooooo sexy.

I could sacrifice my life for her

Don't forget to look behind the ears

[laolover88]

Talking of wives. (A female badger is a sow..so you heard it here first)...(and also why Ron Davies confuses them with pigs)

....Remember all that stuff about how girls from Saraphi knocked the whiskers off everyone?

There is a girl (ahem.. young lady) here in 7-11 that has Badger's eyebrows, assiduously applied every morning, black and bushy.(.I did not know Mistine did that) and luminous blue teeth braces, which appear to be a dress requirement for 7-11. Also, weighing in at, I guess 38 kilo, is not likely much of a match for a badger in the cheese wrestling department. Sports about 3 Baht of the bling. Did you ever see that on a badger in 7-11? Brock and I are in the wrong business.

[RolandRat]

Why buy when you can rent Costas? Renting is better, easier to change or walk away mate.

So many beauties, so little time, love Thailand!

[laolover88]

Why buy when you can rent Costas? Renting is better, easier to change or walk away mate.

So many beauties, so little time, love Thailand!

Rent-A-Badger?

[mrtoad]

Why buy when you can rent Costas? Renting is better, easier to change or walk away mate.

So many beauties, so little time, love Thailand!

Rent-A-Badger?

I would think Rent a Beaver would be better?

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[Franky Bear]

I'm heavily into shaving Owls.

[somchaismith]

Greek Badger for mod!

[laolover88]

Why buy when you can rent Costas? Renting is better, easier to change or walk away mate.

So many beauties, so little time, love Thailand!

Rent-A-Badger?

I would think Rent a Beaver would be better?

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Surely. But as I understand it Beavers cannot be presently rented in Thailand with a side salad of a either cheese

or yogurt. Greek Style notwithstanding. Though, if you are lucky, ? they probably have an ample supply of Canesten

and KY. And if they Beaver away as is their metier, (though in my experience they do not) they will surely Badger you

for the dough in the end. Again the French word is better: harceler...the mind writhes

Oh...may I add this for Costas'sssss benefit?

**** Foreign language edited out, please remember this an English language forum, English is the only acceptable language, except within the Thai language forum, where of course using Thai is allowed. ****

Edited July 28, 2014 by metisdead