Left or right?

[tonytigerbkk]

So just had a scoot around the General forum and I noticed a thread titled 'right or wrong?' and it got me thinking about left or right.

 

I'm definitely a Right man, what about you?

[Loptr]

What's wrong with right down the middle?

 

 

[tonytigerbkk]

Loptr, I have been arguing this point with the ModGods for years.

As you will know, the ModGods are the creatures who control the Mods.

I say creatures because no one really knows what the ModGods actually are, and some speculate that they are alien life forms.

These creatures are so powerful that even the highest of Mods will cower down in their presence.

 

So Loptr, don't go there, stick with left or right and life will continue on as normal.

[Swiss1960]

OP, you should concentrate on your TGAU scam and leave the too sophisticated esoteric questions to the esteemed hi-so expat ex-SAS community... no need to stress your brain about things you can't understand 

[tonytigerbkk]

OP, you should concentrate on your TGAU scam and leave the too sophisticated esoteric questions to the esteemed hi-so expat ex-SAS community... no need to stress your brain about things you can't understand 

 

Scam? Scam? This week TigerClaw Industries will be holding our annual board meeting (state of the nation) and the persona with the name of 'Swiss1960' will be discussed in great length.

You have to understand my good man that part of the meet includes arranging the lists, which sort of works like a Santa list, good or bad.

Due to your massive drive in the charity sector of the SOG charity (Save Our Gerbil), you are currently on the good list but please be aware that if your donations to our charity dry up or if you ever refer to the esteemed TGAU division of our company i a bad light again, we will have no hesitation to move you to the 'soon to be murdered in his sleep' list.

 

As for things that I can't understand, the main one is the sentence of 'The right honourable gentleman has left the building.

Would the gentleman in question be right or left?

[Swiss1960]

 

OP, you should concentrate on your TGAU scam and leave the too sophisticated esoteric questions to the esteemed hi-so expat ex-SAS community... no need to stress your brain about things you can't understand 

 

....

 

As for things that I can't understand, the main one is the sentence of 'The right honourable gentleman has left the building.

Would the gentleman in question be right or left?

 

 

I always suspected that extensive overuse of TGAU's will cause brain damage... otherwise you would understand that according to Einstein's relativity theory, when a right honourable gentleman has left the building using the window on the 44th floor, he will be dead centre relatively to the building and therefore, e=m*c² would clearly outline that neither left nor right will be the correct solution...

 

try gerbeling for while... some (greek) members of the forum will clearly support my advice and tell you that there is lot of fun to be found in it...

[Swiss1960]

 

OP, you should concentrate on your TGAU scam and leave the too sophisticated esoteric questions to the esteemed hi-so expat ex-SAS community... no need to stress your brain about things you can't understand 

 

Scam? Scam? This week TigerClaw Industries will be holding our annual board meeting (state of the nation) and the persona with the name of 'Swiss1960' will be discussed in great length.

You have to understand my good man that part of the meet includes arranging the lists, which sort of works like a Santa list, good or bad.

Due to your massive drive in the charity sector of the SOG charity (Save Our Gerbil), you are currently on the good list but please be aware that if your donations to our charity dry up or if you ever refer to the esteemed TGAU division of our company i a bad light again, we will have no hesitation to move you to the 'soon to be murdered in his sleep' list.

 

 

well, I need to inform you that I am not really worried about your thread of me being killed in sleep... that is nothing compared with what my mia noi's would do to me if they ever find out about each other...

 

However, should you be able to go into more details about the benefits I could enjoy on being on the Sata "good" list, I would be pretty torn, since the esteemed Mr. Costas has retained me as his drinking buddy pro bono lawyer in preparing his scam law suit against your company... the jury, selected from the finest membes of the drunken old farting expat esteemed TGAU research community, which gathered in the past days in their usual watering place jury box has researched in all details the panties of the go-go girls the arguments of both sides and has now retreated to reach their verdict. However, we still are waiting for them to come back to the bar stools jury box, we assume that overuse of gerbils (or ladyboys as the popular alternative in Thailand) has caused some sore butts and currently prevents the resumption of the jury activity...

 

That said, your company still would have time to find an extrajudical agreement with the jury Mr Costas... we would expect no more than Gerbil food for 6 months on behalf of Mr. Costas and taking over the jury's tab for the next weeks to come... our esteemed judge, Mr. Naam, has requested to be allowed to slaughter and drink the blood the TGAU guinea pigs you used (bloody klingons...) 

[tonytigerbkk]

 

 

OP, you should concentrate on your TGAU scam and leave the too sophisticated esoteric questions to the esteemed hi-so expat ex-SAS community... no need to stress your brain about things you can't understand 

 

....

 

As for things that I can't understand, the main one is the sentence of 'The right honourable gentleman has left the building.

Would the gentleman in question be right or left?

 

 

I always suspected that extensive overuse of TGAU's will cause brain damage... otherwise you would understand that according to Einstein's relativity theory, when a right honourable gentleman has left the building using the window on the 44th floor, he will be dead centre relatively to the building and therefore, e=m*c² would clearly outline that neither left nor right will be the correct solution...

 

try gerbeling for while... some (greek) members of the forum will clearly support my advice and tell you that there is lot of fun to be found in it...

 

 

Mr. Swiss (or may I call you 1960?),

The TGAU is currently undergoing strenuous and extensive tests at TigerClaw laboratories and the current results are very promising.

Our highly qualified team of junior trainee doctors informed us that regular use of a TGAU in tandem with a GESU will benefit a patients the end user's state of mind.

During clinical trials, no important body functions were affected after prolonged use of the product, and besides which, our medical experts have stated that there should be no application in nature that would require one to raise their left hand above their own head height.

In fact it has never been proved that this particular loss of body function is in anyway associated with the long term use of the TGAU. *

 

Oh, by the way, genius suggestion about the 44th Floor exit.

We can use this exit at TigerClaw industries for unsavory characters and members of the general public.

 

 

* The directors of TigerClaw industries cannot be held responsible for any explosion in the TGAU which is caused by misuse of the product.

The decision as to what will be deemed as ‘misuse’ will be decided in full by TigerClaw Investigations.

 

 

 

[Swiss1960]

 

 

 

OP, you should concentrate on your TGAU scam and leave the too sophisticated esoteric questions to the esteemed hi-so expat ex-SAS community... no need to stress your brain about things you can't understand 

 

....

 

As for things that I can't understand, the main one is the sentence of 'The right honourable gentleman has left the building.

Would the gentleman in question be right or left?

 

 

I always suspected that extensive overuse of TGAU's will cause brain damage... otherwise you would understand that according to Einstein's relativity theory, when a right honourable gentleman has left the building using the window on the 44th floor, he will be dead centre relatively to the building and therefore, e=m*c² would clearly outline that neither left nor right will be the correct solution...

 

try gerbeling for while... some (greek) members of the forum will clearly support my advice and tell you that there is lot of fun to be found in it...

 

 

Mr. Swiss (or may I call you 1960?),

The TGAU is currently undergoing strenuous and extensive tests at TigerClaw laboratories and the current results are very promising.

Our highly qualified team of junior trainee doctors informed us that regular use of a TGAU in tandem with a GESU will benefit a patients the end user's state of mind.

During clinical trials, no important body functions were affected after prolonged use of the product, and besides which, our medical experts have stated that there should be no application in nature that would require one to raise their left hand above their own head height.

In fact it has never been proved that this particular loss of body function is in anyway associated with the long term use of the TGAU. *

 

 

* The directors of TigerClaw industries cannot be held responsible for any explosion in the TGAU which is caused by misuse of the product.

The decision as to what will be deemed as ‘misuse’ will be decided in full by TigerClaw Investigations.

 

 

 

You can call me what ever you like, as long as the compensation is high enough 

 

Now, it would of course be of utmost importance to either see the results of the double blind study that you most certainly did not carry out...

 

I could of course become the biggest supporter of your product through the infusion of my daily dose 5 either 5 pints of high quality lager or a bottle of (minimum) 15y old Island malt...

 

Disclaimer: Swiss1960 assumes no responsibilty of his support of any existing or non-existing product from TigerClaw laboratories given the fact that he was bribed into continues drunken state by the directors of said laboratory.

[mrtoad]

This question is far too difficult, I have L an R on my shoes

[Swiss1960]

This question is far too difficult, I have L an R on my shoes

 

do you need that in order to find your centre of the universe? 

 

btw... would help to have L and R tatoos on your thumbs (only ONE letter per thumb)... helps you to find out which shoe to place where 

[tonytigerbkk]

 

This question is far too difficult, I have L an R on my shoes

 

do you need that in order to find your centre of the universe? 

 

btw... would help to have L and R tatoos on your thumbs (only ONE letter per thumb)... helps you to find out which shoe to place where 

 

 

Mr. Toad, don't listen to 1960 spouting on about the center, he is from a parallel universe (named Switzerland) and has been sent her to cause confusion.

Next thing you know is that they will invent a triangular shaped chocolate that can only be opened using a penknife that is carried by the land military forces of his country of origin.
 

[Swiss1960]

 

 

This question is far too difficult, I have L an R on my shoes

 

do you need that in order to find your centre of the universe? 

 

btw... would help to have L and R tatoos on your thumbs (only ONE letter per thumb)... helps you to find out which shoe to place where 

 

 

Mr. Toad, don't listen to 1960 spouting on about the center, he is from a parallel universe (named Switzerland) and has been sent her to cause confusion.

Next thing you know is that they will invent a triangular shaped chocolate that can only be opened using a penknife that is carried by the land military forces of his country of origin.
 

 

 

Switzerland IS the centre of the universe, since the esteemed Mr. Albert Einstein started his academic career doing his high school diploma in a place called Aarau in Switzerland (btw the same school I did mine...)

 

and the Swiss Army penknife is also used by our Navy which protects the water borders on Lake Bodensee, Lake of Geneva and Lago Maggiore... and also the mercenary force we have strategically placed in Rome in order to protect the money of the Vatican bank (it is just rumours that those mercenaries should protect the pope, we Swiss only care about the money) use various forms of this knife not only for the chocolate but also for cutting either chees or heads off... here is the picture of a beta relase of such a knife

 

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Edited August 5, 2014 by Swiss1960

[mrtoad]

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

[tonytigerbkk]

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

 

Probably both at the same time in order to maintain neutrality.

[mrtoad]

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

 
Probably both at the same time in order to maintain neutrality.

What about wiping their ass? Or taking a leak?

[Swiss1960]

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

 

Personally, I let my mia nois take care of that... one left, one right, one center...

 

but in general, we don't take such decisions in Switzerland without previous public votes 

[Swiss1960]

 

 

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

 
Probably both at the same time in order to maintain neutrality.

What about wiping their ass? Or taking a leak?

 

 

ever heard about multi-tasking? We Swiss are good at that, we can rip off one guy while still counting the money from the previous guinea pig...

[tonytigerbkk]

 

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

 

Personally, I let my mia nois take care of that... one left, one right, one center...

 

but in general, we don't take such decisions in Switzerland without previous public votes 

 

 

One left, one right, one center.

I didn't realize that Rolf Harris was Swiss.

 

Next you will be telling me that Heidi was a Yank.
 

[Swiss1960]

 

 

So how does a Swiss person put there shoes on? Left first, right first or both at the same time not to offend each foot?

 

Personally, I let my mia nois take care of that... one left, one right, one center...

 

but in general, we don't take such decisions in Switzerland without previous public votes 

 

 

One left, one right, one center.

I didn't realize that Rolf Harris was Swiss.

 

Next you will be telling me that Heidi was a Yank.
 

 

 

naa, center one is just one-"toe'ed", and has custom-fit latex "shoes"... having them measured is the most fun 

 

and Heidi is genuine Swiss, but we love to sell licences for good copies of her to the yanks (u can also have them in latex   )

[tingtongfarang]

This question is far too difficult, I have L an R on my shoes

 

So thats why my underwear has C&A on them?
 

[Bpuumike]

 

Loptr, I have been arguing this point with the ModGods for years.
As you will know, the ModGods are the creatures who control the Mods.
I say creatures because no one really knows what the ModGods actually are, and some speculate that they are alien life forms.
These creatures are so powerful that even the highest of Mods will cower down in their presence.
 
So Loptr, don't go there, stick with left or right and life will continue on as normal.

Careful! You might Rightly invoke the wrath of the Greek God.

Tony Blair and some indeterminate creatures of Soi 4 insist there is a third way.

OK, I'm slow tonight, your'e talking TGAU. Right?
Well what else is left?