North Korea to reveal the truth about its 'rosy' future

NORTH Korea is angry and it’s not going to take it anymore.

The rogue state, which is no stranger to outlandish claims, has revealed it plans to publish the truth about human rights in a “rosy” report.

North Korea’s Association for Human Rights Studies said the report would counter the “lies and fabrications” put around by unspecified “hostile forces”.

Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

“The report will show the true picture of the people of the (North) dynamically advancing towards a brighter and rosy future,” a spokesman for the organisation said.

No date was given as to when the report would be released with the spokesman adding it would be soon.

Full story: http://www.news.com.au/world/asia/north-korea-to-reveal-the-truth-about-its-rosy-future/story-fnh81fz8-1227021934456

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So the rogue state is going to do a rouge report?

Sorry that fat ugly little fart thinks we give a damn about what he says.

Kim Jung Un, your a steaming pile of 💩 !

The revealed 'Truth' is to be published in a little booklet called "The Book of Revelations".

must be following his comrade in the happiness campaign

Something very wrong with this story! North Korea and truth should never be written in the same story !

Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

 

 

Was the Al-Jazeera reporter able to read that without giggling?

Same same as Thai or Myanmar junta

I hope they really pull out the stops and claim to have settled alien planets, invented time machines, perfected Archimedes Screw, and cloned Chuck Norris.

Edited August 12, 201411 yr by BudRight

How out of touch are they to think anyone takes this seriously,or is it for the home market only,but even they.....

If there will be such a 'rosy' future; why are thousands of people trying to get out ?

To my knowledge...N. Korea has never issued a report of any value or truth...me thinks...Walt Disney may be writing their fantasy reports...

 

NORTH Korea is angry and it’s not going to take it anymore.
 

Wow. Whatever someone did, I just wanna say: You are on the right track, buddy! Just a tiny, teeny, wafer-thin bit more...

I knew this was all Western propaganda! The great state will show us soon. I cannot wait.

 

The US best be careful, they will be destroyed by the great Leader!

 

 

 

So the rogue state is going to do a rouge report?

Kudos. Missed, I think, by the speed reading crowd.

I actually feel sorry for Kim Jung Un a little.

 

I know what it feels like to be the only fat guy in a room, but it must be a lot worse to be the only fat guy in an entire country.

"No date was given as to when the report would be released with the spokesman adding it would be soon."

 

It takes time to write good fiction.

 

Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

 

 

Was the Al-Jazeera reporter able to read that without giggling?

 

You almost spelled it right. It's actually spelled "gagging."

Is Rosy O'Donnel taking Rodman's place as NK/US ambassador now that Rodman got sober?  Perhaps Rosy sees spending time in NK as a wonderful dieting opportunity doe to the lack of food.

They have developed tree bark that tastes like shredded wheat, grass that equals the best Chinese noodles. In the interests of humanity, they will only shoot immediate family if member steps out of line. Oh, and please don't besmirch Walt Disney suggesting he write their report. WWF might lend better hand

That money is better spent to feed the people, but then FATTY does not care ...

... Lets tell him after the report comes out: "YES, WE BELIEVE YOU, ... you look so well fed!"

 

Pyongyang said the report would help people “do away with their prejudice and misunderstanding” about the rights situation, Al-Jazeera reported.

 

 

Was the Al-Jazeera reporter able to read that without giggling?

 

 

Or a biased slant on the story, like they did in Gaza....

same same as here, if you dare to comment negatively on the regime, overthere it is not prison, but death camp for yourself, your family, eventually the neighbours and the family dog

I hope they really pull out the stops and claim to have settled alien planets, invented time machines, perfected Archimedes Screw, and cloned Chuck Norris.

 

oh i hope they have a chuck norris and they have already taught him to do that hans brix line.

The state of happy fat well fed people, who adore their jailer, but to be serious how can this god forsaken pit of oppression still survive in a modern world. Surely they will simply peter out due to starvation.