cannt thai box so will train rhino beatles to fight

[opalred]

wife stopped me learning thai boxing so will now train rhino beatles gawng in thai /? she says ok but will buy me dummy to suck while training them this is serious stuff in my area with cock fighting but i think that is cruel

rhino beatles you train pushing your finger on there head they push to make there legs stronger so can lift

or push opponent off stick any tips from the old school bullies?

[krisb]

Just makes no sense what-so-ever.

[benalibina]

Loosing.......the plot.

[neverdie]

Loosing.......the plot.

We know you are & it absolutely comes as no surprise after knowing what you've been through.

I wish you all the best and a speedy recovery !

[asdecas]

Would that be Paul Rhino Beatle or Ringo Rhino Beatle? The other Beatles are dead.

[Thakkar]

cannt thai box so will train rhino beatles to fight

I get you, mate. Mrs T won't let me sleep with other women, so I sleep with her instead.

T

[Trentham]

I bet you would also enjoy bullfighting, bull baiting, bear baiting and perhaps even some old Roman gladiators having a go at it.

[NanLaew]

You may want to consider another, less involved method of increasing their leg strength. You can make a short (about 6" long) double-ended harness that goes around the head of each beetle as they stand back to back. Then they do a sort of tug-of-war as they try and walk away from each other. No need for your involvement in the exercise but you do need to observe them to assess which one is stronger and better match pairs for most effective training. You can paint numbers on the thorax for easy identity or, like we did in the Saudi desert with sh!t beetles during power outages, paint their entire wing cases.

Good luck and let us know how it progresses. Depending on where you live and the ready availability of Archa, you may want to consider starting a league with like-minded locals.

Edited October 5, 2014 by NanLaew

[winstonc]

grow up and do something that doesnt involve a living thing...go back to thai boxing and feel the pain again..not something else...

[Frank James]

I was sitting on a park bench in Chiang Mai a few days ago, and saw this forlorn creature struggling to make it across the rough surface, coming right toward me. The left side of his lower mandible point was broken off, and it seemed he had been hitting some hard traveling, as the old song says. I put my hand down, and he crawled into it. We exchanged close up glances, and then I took him over to the cool grass and let him go. As I understand it, they are born underground, and hatch out in the rainy season.

On any Saturday or Sunday you can go to the street market near Prince Royal's College, and there is a solid block of vendors of these "fighting beetles", hundreds of them, all in clear plastic cups. Many are on strings, attached to short lengths of peeled sugar cane. They are made to fight each other, by seeing who gets knocked off the log. I have no particular feeling about this odd "sport." It's just part of the scene here.

[tim armstrong]

I wonder if you could teach them strong man exrcises, eg, pulling a prime mover with their teeth?

[johnnyj]

wife stopped me learning thai boxing so will now train rhino beatles gawng in thai /? she says ok but will buy me dummy to suck while training them this is serious stuff in my area with cock fighting but i think that is cruel

rhino beatles you train pushing your finger on there head they push to make there legs stronger so can lift

or push opponent off stick any tips from the old school bullies?

Mate if you are a native English speaker, and your missus has stopped you doing muay Thai, I think she's on the money... That made very little sense, only years of interpreting poor English in various Asian countries made that vaguely legible.

[bertty]

wife stopped me learning thai boxing so will now train rhino beatles gawng in thai /? she says ok but will buy me dummy to suck while training them this is serious stuff in my area with cock fighting but i think that is cruel

rhino beatles you train pushing your finger on there head they push to make there legs stronger so can lift

or push opponent off stick any tips from the old school bullies?

Mate if you are a native English speaker, and your missus has stopped you doing muay Thai, I think she's on the money... That made very little sense, only years of interpreting poor English in various Asian countries made that vaguely legible.

Congratulations on working out it was human.

[mrtoad]

Sandman has some competition for nonsensical posts.

[pgrahmm]

wife stopped me learning thai boxing so will now train rhino beatles gawng in thai /? she says ok but will buy me dummy to suck while training them this is serious stuff in my area with cock fighting but i think that is cruel

rhino beatles you train pushing your finger on there head they push to make there legs stronger so can lift

or push opponent off stick any tips from the old school bullies?

Mate if you are a native English speaker, and your missus has stopped you doing muay Thai, I think she's on the money... That made very little sense, only years of interpreting poor English in various Asian countries made that vaguely legible.

And we were all worried that the Thai Boxing would make you punch drunk.....

[herb59]

punching a head too much causes brain damage.

[johnnyj]

wife stopped me learning thai boxing so will now train rhino beatles gawng in thai /? she says ok but will buy me dummy to suck while training them this is serious stuff in my area with cock fighting but i think that is cruel

rhino beatles you train pushing your finger on there head they push to make there legs stronger so can lift

or push opponent off stick any tips from the old school bullies?

Mate if you are a native English speaker, and your missus has stopped you doing muay Thai, I think she's on the money... That made very little sense, only years of interpreting poor English in various Asian countries made that vaguely legible.

Congratulations on working out it was human.

I always assume human, only thing I've ever met smart enough to post on the internet that wasn't human was a pet octopus I had years ago, fortunately (as far as I know) he couldn't type or read English...

That said is that you seafood fried rice? Are you letting me know you survived all these years?

Also probably helps I'm fluent in drunk, along with subdialects of drunk expat and inebriated tourist.

[johnnyj]

punching a head too much causes brain damage.

It does, in all reality they did a study a pro boxer (78ish kg ) vs a Thai kickboxer (78ish kg) both equal number of fights... 300 odd

Boxer? Massive brain scarring, Thai kickboxer? In the range of normal... Most muay Thai fighters don't spar, boxers will have around 100 to 1000 sparring matches before a fight... Its what does the damage.

[pgrahmm]

OP did mention he used to box.....

[mikiea]

punching a head too much causes brain damage.

It does, in all reality they did a study a pro boxer (78ish kg ) vs a Thai kickboxer (78ish kg) both equal number of fights... 300 odd

Boxer? Massive brain scarring, Thai kickboxer? In the range of normal... Most muay Thai fighters don't spar, boxers will have around 100 to 1000 sparring matches before a fight... Its what does the damage.

[mikiea]

"they did a study" sounds like you are pulling a story outta your keester :-) when you spar there is no head contact, some body contact,it is indurance training "cardio".

[johnnyj]

"they did a study" sounds like you are pulling a story outta your keester :-) when you spar there is no head contact, some body contact,it is indurance training "cardio".

You've never trained for a boxing match I guess... All the sparring is about guard and punching at the head...

Muay Thai (mma as well) is more about good D, targeting, and footwork, and much more...

I only ever had two pro boxing matches, but I have trained plenty and seen loads of boxing training... All sparring is punching each other in the head effectively

[johnnyj]

"they did a study" sounds like you are pulling a story outta your keester :-) when you spar there is no head contact, some body contact,it is indurance training "cardio".

As for cardio, its the most important part, but its alongside sparring, not a replacement for.

[WitawatWatawit]

It's been a hard day's night ... oh, he means beetles, not The Beatles.

But I wish I'd written the subject header ... no one's going to top that one for a while.

[mikiea]

"they did a study" sounds like you are pulling a story outta your keester :-) when you spar there is no head contact, some body contact,it is indurance training "cardio".

You've never trained for a boxing match I guess... All the sparring is about guard and punching at the head...

Muay Thai (mma as well) is more about good D, targeting, and footwork, and much more...

I only ever had two pro boxing matches, but I have trained plenty and seen loads of boxing training... All sparring is punching each other in the head effectively

[mikiea]

"they did a study" sounds like you are pulling a story outta your keester :-) when you spar there is no head contact, some body contact,it is indurance training "cardio".

You've never trained for a boxing match I guess... All the sparring is about guard and punching at the head...

Muay Thai (mma as well) is more about good D, targeting, and footwork, and much more...

I only ever had two pro boxing matches, but I have trained plenty and seen loads of boxing training... All sparring is punching each other in the head effectively

[mrtoad]

OP did mention he used to box.....

Box what? Kippers?

[mikiea]

well there is a reason you only fought twice. there is no head hunting in sparing none at all, it is just stupid to suggest there is. why risk a eye or head damage. your trainer will teach you how to avoid & attack. but you are a 2 fight pro. ... you already know this, ehhhhh...... dont you?

[ableguy]

Stick to the medication, and try to leave the juice alone.

[katana]

Here's a video. Not quite sure how you judge the winner.