Julie H Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 English is not my first language please exuse Two weeks ago i was at a local karoke bar (west side BKK) i was encouraged by staff to sing a song, I sing a song in average Thai language, people look at me like amazing but one table with many young Thai man look angry, i tried to make joke & say everyone happy but young man not happy because have no wife & have no sex because big group of men. They look very angry & when i go back to table stare at me a lot. I went home in taxi but after 2 hours of sleep i woke up with big noise, it is motorcycle gang at my house with 20 people all with woman on the back, my dog barking alot, my wife said i made trouble. What can i do? I afriad to call police, these kid can see me at 7/11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehelmsman Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I'm confused................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurnell Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Were you singing off key? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inzman Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 You might have chosen your words more carefully. Thai people can be offended very easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costas2008 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Ahhhh, you are a man......stop confusing me with the user name Julie........ Now, Julie, is your Thai soooooooo bad that you made these young people angry? Are you sure there were 20 motorcycles outside your house and not 19? Why don't you teach your dog not to bark at strangers? Do you collect the stamps at 7/11? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExPratt Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 <deleted> Them , out the door in the Boxers waving a Samurai sword around your head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 No matter how good YOU think your Thai is and how you think you can do stand-up in Thai, making a joke about local louts in their own lingo in THEIR house... I remember telling an Aggie joke at a bar in College Station and I had only been living in Texas for 12 years. See what I am saying? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julie H Posted October 15, 2014 Author Share Posted October 15, 2014 No matter how good YOU think your Thai is and how you think you can do stand-up in Thai, making a joke about local louts in their own lingo in THEIR house... I remember telling an Aggie joke at a bar in College Station and I had only been living in Texas for 12 years. See what I am saying? I went home to my own house but they know im live there. it was two weeks ago & i am not afraid of any man but a gang is a lot. In my country we put put stick in they bottom but my family is at home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mesquite Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) Just make sure you use that anal sphincter cleansing device you posted about earlier today. They'll be happy; you'll be happy. Edited October 15, 2014 by mesquite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mca Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 i tried to make joke & say everyone happy but young man not happy because have no wife & have no sex because big group of men. I think you might have to work on your stand-up routine mate... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloghead Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 (edited) I hear ya NanLaew. Spent some time in CS and never had the balls to say a negative thing 'bout the school C'mon dude, tell us the joke... The A & M crowd were always thin-skinned & easily offended. Especially after last weekend's game Edited October 15, 2014 by cloghead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mzungu Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 No matter how good YOU think your Thai is and how you think you can do stand-up in Thai, making a joke about local louts in their own lingo in THEIR house... I remember telling an Aggie joke at a bar in College Station and I had only been living in Texas for 12 years. See what I am saying? I went home to my own house but they know im live there. it was two weeks ago & i am not afraid of any man but a gang is a lot. In my country we put put stick in they bottom but my family is at home As you said your Thai is average but I see your English is sooooo much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Songhua Posted October 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 15, 2014 No matter how good YOU think your Thai is and how you think you can do stand-up in Thai, making a joke about local louts in their own lingo in THEIR house... I remember telling an Aggie joke at a bar in College Station and I had only been living in Texas for 12 years. See what I am saying? I went home to my own house but they know im live there. it was two weeks ago & i am not afraid of any man but a gang is a lot. In my country we put put stick in they bottom but my family is at home Julie, could you expand on the 'putting a stick in their bottom' thing? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Been here 40+ years <snip> a bottle of Chang always eases the pain Interesting ... . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aldebaran1981 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 give them some money and ask them to bugger off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigjules007 Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 TROLL! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 It has been 2 weeks. They would have killed you by now if that was their intention. Don't worry about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post geronimo Posted October 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 15, 2014 A solid piece of advice, if you are a guy (or group of guys) do not enter Thai Karaoke bars (unless accompanied by Thais). I'm sure there are some safe ones but I've heard sooooo many stories of foreigners coming to grief in one. In fact, steer clear of drinking with Thai guys (unless you know them well), another nest of possible vipers!! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post AYJAYDEE Posted October 15, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted October 15, 2014 you teased a group of young thai drinkers and questioned their ability to attract women in front of a club full of people? how did you manage to learn to speak thai without learning how crazy that is?? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkkgooner Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 A solid piece of advice, if you are a guy (or group of guys) do not enter Thai Karaoke bars (unless accompanied by Thais). I'm sure there are some safe ones but I've heard sooooo many stories of foreigners coming to grief in one. In fact, steer clear of drinking with Thai guys (unless you know them well), another nest of possible vipers!! Well said, those dirty dingy little shitholes are best kept away from by all foreigners in Thailand. If you want to see women go somewhere where foreigners are welcomed not those little cesspits that are filled with soldiers with a chip on their shoulders, sad sack businessmen, wannabe tough but scared of the soldiers kids and a merry mix of washed up old slags and ladyboys just waiting to thieve someone or spread another STD. I wouldn't even go with a group of Thais, they are horrible depressing places to have a drink in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExPratt Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) If you go into any bar in any city in the world as a stranger and start acting like a dick , you are going to get yourself in trouble. Its bar rules isn't it, I wouldn't go into a pub where I come from , where I was not a "Local" and start performing , bound to get a slap Edited October 16, 2014 by ExPratt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robroona Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 No matter how good YOU think your Thai is and how you think you can do stand-up in Thai, making a joke about local louts in their own lingo in THEIR house... I remember telling an Aggie joke at a bar in College Station and I had only been living in Texas for 12 years. See what I am saying? . I think this might be lost on some of our non American contributors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sdanielmcev Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Lady to Aggie; "We don't serve beer. This is a salon." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1BADDAT Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 No matter how good YOU think your Thai is and how you think you can do stand-up in Thai, making a joke about local louts in their own lingo in THEIR house... I remember telling an Aggie joke at a bar in College Station and I had only been living in Texas for 12 years. See what I am saying? .I think this might be lost on some of our non American contributors I am an American and I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Sandman born again... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David48 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Sandman born again... I miss the idle ramblings of Khun Sandy ... what ever happened to him? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gecko123 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 A solid piece of advice, if you are a guy (or group of guys) do not enter Thai Karaoke bars (unless accompanied by Thais). I'm sure there are some safe ones but I've heard sooooo many stories of foreigners coming to grief in one. In fact, steer clear of drinking with Thai guys (unless you know them well), another nest of possible vipers!! Well said, those dirty dingy little shitholes are best kept away from by all foreigners in Thailand. If you want to see women go somewhere where foreigners are welcomed not those little cesspits that are filled with soldiers with a chip on their shoulders, sad sack businessmen, wannabe tough but scared of the soldiers kids and a merry mix of washed up old slags and ladyboys just waiting to thieve someone or spread another STD. I wouldn't even go with a group of Thais, they are horrible depressing places to have a drink in. bkkgooner: That's some seriously impressive color commentary on the Thai karaoke bar scene. I imagine it must have taken more than just a visit or two to soak up all that atmosphere. I only hope you weren't ripped off or given an STD by a ladyboy too many times before you realized that 'enough was enough'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 I recall a self important American in a low-so bar in my home country. Luckily someone told him better to leave before he runs into troubles.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
varun Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 Very foolish to antagonize a group of lower-class Thai males, even in jest. Why go to places where they congregate? That's just begging for trouble.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THssii Posted October 16, 2014 Share Posted October 16, 2014 (edited) You caused them to lose face หักหน้า, if you have thai wife you should know better what to say and what not in Thailand. But hope you get it all sorted out. In many European countries if you acted like that at a bar, you would get beaten up immediately, not after 2 weeks. Edited October 16, 2014 by THssii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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