Jimbo551 Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 An elderly couple Margaret and Charles, are in California. Charles always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?" Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's Hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow. Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" "Nope". She replies. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Shoulda bought a hat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In the Rai! Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 A classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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