Rangsitreppin Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 <deleted> u on about never die . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 <deleted> u on about never die . Come on answer all the questions! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 The OP is avoiding most of the questions, very poor form 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 <deleted> u on about never die . SMOKIE thinks I won't get released this year, but I bet I will be released bybAugust/Sept this year, that's all . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 Oh sorry ill try . But the thing is none of you poor sods are newbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 The OP is avoiding most of the questions, very poor form He's chillin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 Rangsitreppin, I am planning my first trip to Thailand and I need advice. What type of underwear is best suited to Thai climate, briefs or boxers? Is it alright to go shirtless in public? Are there trees to urinate behind? Do Thai chicks dig guys with missing teeth, tattoos and beer guts? Do the girls giggle when you drop your guts? Do I really need a hotel room or can I just sleep in the streets and use the toilet at the local McDonalds ? I look forward to your reply. You're not getting released for another two years neverdie....now go smash up some rocks or there'll be no supper for you ya hear!I will get a reduction. For good behaviour ..... Parole possible 2015 1.what is underwear? 2.Shirtless is cool if you a drunken russian who is trying to murder every second guy who checks his hot russian mail order bride out. 3.urinatinG on trees is strictly only allowed when a shrine or yellow flowered area is attached to the tree. 4. Beer guts tattoos and missing teeth is a a sign of wealth and is highly respected amongst isaan women. 5.Macdonalds toilets are strictly for sleeping in untill your next pension check arrives 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 13, 2015 Author Share Posted January 13, 2015 How do I ensure I get my change every time I sit down to a scabby, greasy 99B breakfast in some rancid "farang' owned/run grindhouse? 1 Baht u mean well i would usually tip it to the waitress but you probly save it for a pack off mama noodles and feed the thing that lives in your basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisinth Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> What is the average weight of a Thai Bar Girl? At the beginning of the evening......................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 I officialy have nothing better to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 a Russian, a Brit and a German enter a bar located in the outskirts of Bangkok. the barkeeper has a parrot sitting on his left shoulder. what is his nationality and what drinks are the new guests ordering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) a Russian, a Brit and a German enter a bar located in the outskirts of Bangkok. the barkeeper has a parrot sitting on his left shoulder. what is his nationality and what drinks are the new guests ordering? ive been drinkin scrumpys so i have no idea Edited January 14, 2015 by Rangsitreppin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ? In your wifeS snatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Oh dear... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thailiketoo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Oh dear... True colors coming through. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 True colors are green like the best cider on earth. And thai like too your joke arent funny and your old and stinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Drunk by 10am. It is going to be a long day for op. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) <script type='text/javascript'>window.mod_pagespeed_start = Number(new Date());</script> What is the average weight of a Thai Bar Girl? At the beginning of the evening......................... your not funny either what are you a 12 year old with that minute amount of wit Edited January 14, 2015 by Rangsitreppin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ? In your wifeS snatch I had a look and there's none there ... so your not so good at giving advice are you .. ? or have you been hitting the bottle pretty hard again .. hmmm ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ?In your wifeS snatch I had a look and there's none there ... so your not so good at giving advice are you .. ? or have you been hitting the bottle pretty hard again .. hmmm ? Look harder they are attached to the giant genital wart on her anus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ?In your wifeS snatch I had a look and there's none there ... so your not so good at giving advice are you .. ? or have you been hitting the bottle pretty hard again .. hmmm ? Look harder they are attached to the giant genital wart on her anus your just a fake .... probably just woken up from some park bench somewhere ? ok then ... tonight we want to go out for dinner, where's a good restaurant that serves Himalayan deep fried arctic snow scallops with Bulgarian otter stew and served with a side dish of Mongolian wheatbread potatoes .... ? Edited January 14, 2015 by steven100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ?In your wifeS snatch I had a look and there's none there ... so your not so good at giving advice are you .. ? or have you been hitting the bottle pretty hard again .. hmmm ? Look harder they are attached to the giant genital wart on her anus your just a fake .... probably just woken up from some park bench somewhere ? ok then ... tonight we want to go out for dinner, where's a good restaurant that serves Himalayan deep fried arctic snow scallops .... ? Steve your not sure are you .Why dont you look up her snatch for scollops im sure it stinks like scollops up there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ?In your wifeS snatch I had a look and there's none there ... so your not so good at giving advice are you .. ? or have you been hitting the bottle pretty hard again .. hmmm ? Look harder they are attached to the giant genital wart on her anus your just a fake .... probably just woken up from some park bench somewhere ? ok then ... tonight we want to go out for dinner, where's a good restaurant that serves Himalayan deep fried arctic snow scallops .... ? Steve your not sure are you .Why dont you look up her snatch for scollops im sure it stinks like scollops up there fake ... fake ... fake .... fake ..... you know nothing about thailand ... your a fake .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ?In your wifeS snatch I had a look and there's none there ... so your not so good at giving advice are you .. ? or have you been hitting the bottle pretty hard again .. hmmm ? Look harder they are attached to the giant genital wart on her anus your just a fake .... probably just woken up from some park bench somewhere ? ok then ... tonight we want to go out for dinner, where's a good restaurant that serves Himalayan deep fried arctic snow scallops .... ? Steve your not sure are you .Why dont you look up her snatch for scollops im sure it stinks like scollops up there fake ... fake ... fake .... fake ..... you know nothing about thailand ... your a fake .. Think what u want im gettin on the next flight and bangin whatever i can get my hands on you however are losing the battle hard brosef Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rangsitreppin Posted January 14, 2015 Author Share Posted January 14, 2015 (edited) Drinkins me favourite pass time so givin the old thai birds a good donald duck got to luv los Edited January 14, 2015 by Rangsitreppin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Drinkins me favourite pass time so givin the old thai birds a good donald duck got to luv los It seems like you selected an appropriate avatar then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 OP ... if your so smart ..... Where in Bangkok is a good restaurant that serves Himalayan deep fried arctic snow scallops with Bulgarian otter stew and served with a side dish of Mongolian wheatbread roast potatoes caramelized in Amazonian rustic peanut or almond sauce .... ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steven100 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 Drinkins me favourite pass time so givin the old thai birds a good donald duck got to luv los It seems like you selected an appropriate avatar then. actually that avatar looks just like a Bangkok expat english teacher ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 14, 2015 Share Posted January 14, 2015 I officialy have nothing better to do I knew we'd find some common ground eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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