EmptyHead Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Hello, If there is such a things as physical reincarnation (some claim the religion of our host country says so, just to keep it Thai related), what would you come back as? If you wish to say human, okay, why not make it interesting and tell us where your new human life would be, or some other significant detail for entertainment. I would be either: a bird (inspired by Costas' thread on what life looks like as a bird) a cat (cats are just cool) a dog (dogs can lick their private parts themselves) Turtle came close, but, sadly, no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monk213 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 That type of reincarnation is Hindu, Buddhists, or at least some schools of Buddhism believe in human rebirth. Anyway if I were to choose top 3 animals > turtle because long life and hard shell, chilling on beaches > Elephant because again pretty long lives and they can destroy anything and no predators will attack you> sloth has to be #1, they have the life right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveAustin Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 A Thai bloke with half a brain, because they get the girls easy and don't tend to care about much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My cat, so I can just lounge around all day while some idiot feeds me and picks up my shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgrahmm Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Sounds like your cat picked the right one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slapout Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I would like to come back as the worst nightmare/justice for those who mistreated the downtroden/underdogs of this old world. Not sure what form but would say a form we may think of as ghost like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickJ Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Piano wire.... tied with wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i claudius Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I would come back as me, it's been so much fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanuk711 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I would come back invisible----then I would walk up to the first Arab I saw & whisper to him....... "I am Muhammad"..................... . A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair... and a table….the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanuk711 Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) Ops..sorry......a serial double poster....please remove mods......... Edited January 28, 2015 by sanuk711 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoiBiker Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 I would come back invisible----then I would walk up to the first Arab I saw & whisper to him....... "I am Muhammad"..................... . A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair... and a table….the wall. Given the popularity of the name in the Arab world, they're unlikely to be particularly shocked. There's a fair chance they'll just reply "Hello, so am I!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balo Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 (edited) I want to come back as a bird so I can find myself a hansum man in Pattaya. Or just sit on the roof and drop shit in their beer glasses. Edited January 28, 2015 by balo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 A big fat take over the duvet cat, well watered and fed and lurved and i would retaliate with being a bit aloof. Wot is my nature. Aloof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AYJAYDEE Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 That type of reincarnation is Hindu, Buddhists, or at least some schools of Buddhism believe in human rebirth. Anyway if I were to choose top 3 animals > turtle because long life and hard shell, chilling on beaches > Elephant because again pretty long lives and they can destroy anything and no predators will attack you > sloth has to be #1, they have the life right there no predators will attack an elephant? what universe do you live in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoshowJones Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 My cat, so I can just lounge around all day while some idiot feeds me and picks up my shit. That's a very unusual cat you have, I though cats dug a hole, had their shit, then covered it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baneko Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 The wife says she wants to come back as a farang.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will27 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Cameron Diaz's bicycle seat. I'll get my coat........... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stat088 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 Cameron Diaz's bicycle seat. I'll get my coat........... After the "V" clean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stat088 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I want to come back as my brother in law then i can shag lots of girls, never work and borrow money off everyone in the family and never pay it back. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmptyHead Posted January 30, 2015 Author Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd like to come back as my sister-in-law's bra. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 I'd come back as the duck and roll myself in a pancake. Then I'd jump from the high board into a bowl of hoi sin sauce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patsycat Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 (edited) i just love it when they bash the crispy duck and i get all the good bits on my plate with the pancake etc. Heaven... There was a restaurant up in Brunstfield that did just that--- Bar and Pool table in front but at the back was a rather hole in the wall chinky restaurant. One of those bring your own crate of wine places. It was like one of those out of body experiences - great food etc. but they did not speak a word of English. i did sort of comunicate with one in French. And the bill came to about 60 squid. And that is with the corking tax. for four people. Edited January 30, 2015 by Patsycat 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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