Moving Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 How do you describe your Thai GF? Here are a few suggestions: Adventurous............ "You only man that not use condom with me" 30-ish...................... Closer to 49 20-ish.......................Scared, probably 17 Athletic................... No boobs Average looking......Still looking for a customer at 2:30 AM Beautiful..................Does long time, special trips and never turns off mobile Contagious smile.....Has many customers Educated..................Has worked the bar longer than "3 months" Emotionally secure....Has three other BF's sending her money not to work bar Free spirit..................Probably on drugs Fun............................Flirts with everyone, goes to toilet to talk on mobile Gentle........................Dull in bed, really wants to be somewhere else Good listener........... Has a hearing problem...or not interested in having sex New age..................Enjoys the Thai Discos (hip-hop)and can't wait until you leave Old fashioned..........No BJs, ring jobs...not into experiments Open minded...........Probably has many pictures on the internet, talks on mobile while in bed Outgoing................. Loud and very embarrassing Passionate...............Good sex but only when drunk Faithful.....................Hasn't done long time since you came...short times with other BF's do not count Professional..............Only work bar to help family Romantic................. The night before you leave country she gives you her email and bank account info Voluptuous.............Very fat Wants soul mate....Looking to add you to her list of "contributors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 GF? yes to all , wife ? yes to most...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markt Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 You forgot one. Buxom.......A geezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boNita aPPlebuM Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 if you have been associated with thai girls who fit those descriptions ... you better get out of the bar ... the pink lights and "i love you long time" phrase are consuming your brain ... please stop appealing to the minority ... it's a fallacy you don't wanna live with ... sorry if i didnt find your suggestions hilarious ... i dont think am supposed to ... as a thai girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted March 23, 2004 Share Posted March 23, 2004 Hmmmm , the wife didn't find it too funny either , as for the GF...well she can't read... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moving Posted March 23, 2004 Author Share Posted March 23, 2004 if you have been associated with thai girls who fit those descriptions ... you better get out of the bar ...the pink lights and "i love you long time" phrase are consuming your brain ... please stop appealing to the minority ... it's a fallacy you don't wanna live with ... sorry if i didnt find your suggestions hilarious ... i dont think am supposed to ... as a thai girl I have no problems with the girls that fit these decriptions...I like the bars and the girls that work in them...they, as far as i am concerned, are individuals each with a different set of circumstances. It is not my brain that is being consumed... "Majority" or "minority"...makes no differnce to me...sometimes I agree with and can asso ciate with the minority and sometimes I don't. Hope you didn't take this post personal. Surley didn't mean to offend you....Perhaps I should have said BGF and opposed to GF...Would that make any difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIGJAM Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 How do you describe your Thai GF? Here are a few suggestions:Adventurous............ "You only man that not use condom with me" 30-ish...................... Closer to 49 20-ish.......................Scared, probably 17 Athletic................... No boobs Average looking......Still looking for a customer at 2:30 AM Beautiful..................Does long time, special trips and never turns off mobile Contagious smile.....Has many customers Educated..................Has worked the bar longer than "3 months" Emotionally secure....Has three other BF's sending her money not to work bar Free spirit..................Probably on drugs Fun............................Flirts with everyone, goes to toilet to talk on mobile Gentle........................Dull in bed, really wants to be somewhere else Good listener........... Has a hearing problem...or not interested in having sex New age..................Enjoys the Thai Discos (hip-hop)and can't wait until you leave Old fashioned..........No BJs, ring jobs...not into experiments Open minded...........Probably has many pictures on the internet, talks on mobile while in bed Outgoing................. Loud and very embarrassing Passionate...............Good sex but only when drunk Faithful.....................Hasn't done long time since you came...short times with other BF's do not count Professional..............Only work bar to help family Romantic................. The night before you leave country she gives you her email and bank account info Voluptuous.............Very fat Wants soul mate....Looking to add you to her list of "contributors" LOL! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 How do you describe your Thai GF? Here are a few suggestions:Adventurous............ "You only man that not use condom with me" 30-ish...................... Closer to 49 20-ish.......................Scared, probably 17 Athletic................... No boobs Average looking......Still looking for a customer at 2:30 AM Beautiful..................Does long time, special trips and never turns off mobile Contagious smile.....Has many customers Educated..................Has worked the bar longer than "3 months" Emotionally secure....Has three other BF's sending her money not to work bar Free spirit..................Probably on drugs Fun............................Flirts with everyone, goes to toilet to talk on mobile Gentle........................Dull in bed, really wants to be somewhere else Good listener........... Has a hearing problem...or not interested in having sex New age..................Enjoys the Thai Discos (hip-hop)and can't wait until you leave Old fashioned..........No BJs, ring jobs...not into experiments Open minded...........Probably has many pictures on the internet, talks on mobile while in bed Outgoing................. Loud and very embarrassing Passionate...............Good sex but only when drunk Faithful.....................Hasn't done long time since you came...short times with other BF's do not count Professional..............Only work bar to help family Romantic................. The night before you leave country she gives you her email and bank account info Voluptuous.............Very fat Wants soul mate....Looking to add you to her list of "contributors" LOL! :D Sorry you're not meant to laugh , it might upset some members..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 There is always some truth in humour! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pnustedt Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 All items part of the rich tapestry of life and have applied at one time or another - tho not all at the same time - I think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuky Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 wondering if this topic is worth a reply...NUP... go back to your hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moving Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 wondering if this topic is worth a reply...NUP...go back to your hole. If not worth a reply than why did you bother? Unless of course you feel your view of worthy/unworthy is superior?? Have no problem with my hole...but i do like to get out once in awhile...as I see you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meemiathai Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 But do you feel your post lacks a little respect for the thai girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moving Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 First, don't take this post too seriously... First, I have nothing against the ladies that work in a bar...in fact, I enjoy thier company...I don't care to look up at anyone and I don't feel I have the moral high ground to look down... I give as much respect as I get!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
londonguy Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 excellent I am trying to work my way through the list but always get stuck on the first one.....then get an itch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 pleased that my wife is none of them, but that first one made me stumble a bit. otherwise most girls i know definatley fall under at least half of the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spee Posted March 24, 2004 Share Posted March 24, 2004 wondering if this topic is worth a reply...NUP...go back to your hole. .... second-ed .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boNita aPPlebuM Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Hope you didn't take this post personal. Surley didn't mean to offend you....Perhaps I should have said BGF and opposed to GF...Would that make any difference? Mark Twain once wrote, " The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug" GF and BGF ... lightning and lightning bug ... just looking out for the positive image (if we still have any left) because it has been degraded by certain groups of people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moving Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 Hope you didn't take this post personal. Surley didn't mean to offend you....Perhaps I should have said BGF and opposed to GF...Would that make any difference? Mark Twain once wrote, " The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug" GF and BGF ... lightning and lightning bug ... just looking out for the positive image (if we still have any left) because it has been degraded by certain groups of people I hope that when I entend to offend that it is as plain as day...99% of the time I don't...and is this case I surely did not....and this includes the BGF's. I have had a few and I love them as much today as I did then... The Thai people are the most generous, not confrontational, fun-loving people I have ever met...and as a guest in thier country I only hope that they try to understand me as much as I try to understand them...most do. They laugh at me and with me. AND an "Oh by the way", my current BGF (although she had to read it a number of times) also saw no humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 [The Thai people are the most generous, not confrontational, fun-loving people I have ever met...and as a guest in thier country I only hope that they try to understand me as much as I try to understand them...most do. They laugh at me and with me. AND an "Oh by the way", my current BGF (although she had to read it a number of times) also saw no humor. Thai & farang humor are 180 degrees out. My wife tells me a Thai joke that breaks her and her friends up! I don't see it & the same with most jokes I throw her way. In terms of fun-loving and generous, they don't get any better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meemiathai Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 and as a guest in thier country I only hope that they try to understand me as much as I try to understand them... IMO you haven't tried hard enough to understand them. Try this joke on every thai girl you know and see if any of them starts laughing with you together. This is quite a sensitive topic, I think. The thais are suffering from the bad image they have internationally for having loads of people in the sex industry. Do you think one would find it funny if you are making a joke on one's wound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moving Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 I would guess that any man that has spent more than three nights in Nana, Soi Cowboy, Soi 33, Patpong, or made the rounds on Walking Street in Pattaya will relate to some of the descriptions (they are part of the sub-culture {bar language} that exists in the bars) and that I, in fun, presented. My BGF was not amused and said it this way, "Phil Ja, you know what I do. I talk to customers for money. If I want good customer I have to do some things. Many girl do what you say and have many boy friends for money...you know what they do. You say I work bar up to me you not upset with me. You know I be your GF. love with you stay with you in Thailand never see other man I not do that way. You send email joke I think maybe not have feeling for me not respect me." Guess as some have said...some truth in humor and it can definitely go both ways...humor to some and to others it just ain't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stumonster Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 do the girls have their own version for farangs? what are some thai jokes translated into english? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FIGJAM Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Sorry you're not meant to laugh , it might upset some members..... Too bad for them, then... I can't see why somebody should be upset because of a joke (with some truth in it...). I am married to a Thai and I am not upset in the least. Furck the "political correctness", the Thais are the first to disregard it and... sorry, I left it in the West...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Sorry you're not meant to laugh , it might upset some members..... Too bad for them, then... I can't see why somebody should be upset because of a joke (with some truth in it...). I am married to a Thai and I am not upset in the least. Furck the "political correctness", the Thais are the first to disregard it and... sorry, I left it in the West...... Absolutely , hence the ironic smiley at the end , too many PC aerosols these daze.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moving Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 do the girls have their own version for farangs? what are some thai jokes translated into english? I don't know if they have a Thai version but I have on many many occasions listened to how the girls describe thier customers. They sometimes don't laugh when they are describing them but when they have to pick me off of the floor, rolling with laughter they do giggle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koh_Falang Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 do the girls have their own version for farangs? what are some thai jokes translated into english? I don't know if they have a Thai version but I have on many many occasions listened to how the girls describe thier customers. They sometimes don't laugh when they are describing them but when they have to pick me off of the floor, rolling with laughter they do giggle So..... dont hold back..... what are they...??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boon Mee Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 do the girls have their own version for farangs? what are some thai jokes translated into english? Stumonster~ 99% of the time Thai jokes get translated to English, they are not so funny. Into German - maybe. Don't know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 IMO you haven't tried hard enough to understand them.Try this joke on every thai girl you know and see if any of them starts laughing with you together. This is quite a sensitive topic, I think. The thais are suffering from the bad image they have internationally for having loads of people in the sex industry. Do you think one would find it funny if you are making a joke on one's wound? I for one am not laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Khutan Posted March 26, 2004 Share Posted March 26, 2004 Thai jokes get translated to English, they are not so funny. Into German - maybe. Don't know... Please help us with a German Joke...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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