World's Shortest Fairy Tale!

[Boo]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end

[suegha]

There must be a male version of this! Any takers???

[kayo]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and OUR MAN lived happily ever after and went drinking, dancing, screwed women, hired a maid/cook (who he screwed too) always had a clean house, never had to cook, developed a comfortable beer belly to pat, and farted whenever he wanted.

and picked his nose and wiped the boogers on the sofa.

The end

[suegha]

Kayo, I liked this one till the last line!

[Mr Jones]

thats two books i have read today

the second one was a bit long but a better story

[In the Rai!]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted.

The end

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No", and OUR MAN lived happily ever after and went drinking, dancing, screwed women, hired a maid/cook (who he screwed too) always had a clean house, never had to cook, developed a comfortable beer belly to pat, and farted whenever he wanted.

and picked his nose and wiped the boogers on the sofa.

The end

Thats strange cause it sounds like me, but I said "yes"