webfact Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Man studies Fast & Furious for big bank heistBy Coconuts BangkokCHIANG MAI: -- A 24-year-old man attempted to rob a bank in Chiang Mai after learning the necessary skills from Fast & Furious 5 and other action movies.Thanisorn Thepna, 24, was taken into custody within moments of walking into a Bangkok Bank branch, pulling a knife, and shouting the classic line: "Hand over the money!"He was immediately apprehended by a police officer who had noticed him acting suspiciously in front of the bank before his big heist.Full story: http://bangkok.coconuts.co/2015/04/24/man-studies-fast-furious-big-bank-heist-- Coconuts Bangkok 2015-04-24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Humm, apparently he didn't learn too damn much. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Local Drunk Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Let me guess... his getaway car was a four door 91 Toyota Corolla with the drum brakes painted red, lot's of stickers and an obnoxious sounding homemade fart pipe hanging off its end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onthedarkside Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Hard to make this stuff up ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pimay1 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Master criminal. Best one this week. It takes an IQ of more than room temperature to pull off something like this which obviously he doesn't have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NongKhaiKid Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 So the BIB aren't looking for the usual mastermind ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suffinator Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Darwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lupatria Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Ban the movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny S Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Earth calling Mr. Thanisorn ... What a noob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doremifasol Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 What a moron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
island hopper Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 back to the movie and drawing board in prison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 The major flaw in his evil plan was that the cops had seen the movie too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldTravellerMUC Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 I must have missed that part in the movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misterwhisper Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 If you need a fictional movie to "learn" how to plan and execute a successful bank heist, better look out for another career, dumbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lust Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 When was there ever a bank robbery in any of the 7 films?.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) Don't you need a couple of Morris Mini Minors to pull off a bank heist? Edited April 24, 2015 by Fullstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just1Voice Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Don't you need a couple of Morris Mini Minors to pull off a bank heist? Wrong movie (but a damn good one!), and they were using the Mini's to heist money from a safe in a house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) Wrong movie That's my point. If only he had watched it. I don't think the Thai cops have seen it. If he was on a budget ... he could use Tuk Tuks instead if Minis. EDIT: I've just had a psychic flash. Within the next few years a Thai Production company will copy (plagiarize) the "Italian Job" movie and turn it into a slapstick Thai comedy with Tuk Tuks .. complete with "boing, zap and whoo-hoo!" sound effects. Edited April 24, 2015 by Fullstop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falangjim Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Somchai's with no originality. They can't even pull off a heist without copying a fictional MO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Somchai's with no originality. They can't even pull off a heist without copying a fictional MO. Errr... He DID'NT pull it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiver Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Cut! Take two... "Certainly Sir, would that be Visa or American Express? Transfer will be 4-5 days at 3%, the fees must be paid up front, we don't have actual money". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Cut! Take two... From a prison cell? I think additional planing, more movie watching and heaps of popcorn will be needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiver Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) Cut! Take two... From a prison cell? I think additional planing, more movie watching and heaps of popcorn will be needed. Maybe he should have got a "movie gun" rather than a knife. The kind that holds about 5000 rounds in a single compact magazine. If he is in a prison cell, as long as he can smuggle a cell phone then he can call the A-Team who will get the jail break job done with a welder, gas axe and an old truck with makeshift bull bars, and nobody ever gets killed. Edited April 24, 2015 by Shiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cracker1 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 He was a very bad student. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fullstop Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Ironically ... Vin Diesel has about as much brains as a Thai bank robber too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicog Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 (edited) Somehow I think he might have got the idea somewhere else..... And he would have got away with it....... Edited April 24, 2015 by Chicog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mutha289 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 "Thanisorn described how one bad decision drove him to become a master criminal." I think I missed the part of the article where he did anything that could be considered "master criminal"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
worgeordie Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Thai bank robbers have a lot to learn,another example of mastermind planning, when the driver of an ATM cash delivery truck,drove off leaving the guards at the machine,drove to where he had his friend waiting with the get away vehicle, a TUK TUK, !,which could only carry less than half the cash,and of course they soon got caught,spending money on new cars,and a house. regards Worgeordie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike324 Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 He didn't learn anything from the movie other than the thought of robbing the bank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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