One Night, A Horny Old Geezer...

One night, a horny old geezer decides to get himself a hooker.

Since the man doesn't have much money, he looks for the

cheapest prostitute in the nearest Red Light District. A short

while later, he finds what he's looking for and spends

$10 on her.

The next morning, the old geezer wakes up and discovers he has

the crabs. So, he gets dressed and heads down to where he had

been the night before.

He notices the same hooker on the street corner so he marches

over and says, "You gave me the crabs!"

The hooker replies, "What did you expect for $10, lobster?"