In The Bar When Your Buddy Got Busted By His Wife/GF?

[jaywalker]

Took my mate for his first soapy massage.

When he gets home his GF asks "why do you smell of Protex when we use Dove shower gel?"

BUSTED!!!!

I always worry about my hair when at a soapy. It doesn't lay right unless I brush it when it's wet. Combs don't work & no way am I carrying a brush out with me.

Not being vain, just my hair is short & tends to stick to my head unless I get it right in the mornings.

"Don't touch the hair Honey".

[misterphil]

Took my mate for his first soapy massage.

When he gets home his GF asks "why do you smell of Protex when we use Dove shower gel?"

BUSTED!!!!

I always worry about my hair when at a soapy. It doesn't lay right unless I brush it when it's wet. Combs don't work & no way am I carrying a brush out with me.

Not being vain, just my hair is short & tends to stick to my head unless I get it right in the mornings.

"Don't touch the hair Honey".

I have a shaved head so I don't have that problem. Not shaven because I'm bald, its so it doesn't stick up after a soapy.

A friend of mine says he follows a baht bus around on his motorbike so he smells of diesel fumes, and not another smelling soap after a soapy.

[jaywalker]

Took my mate for his first soapy massage.

When he gets home his GF asks "why do you smell of Protex when we use Dove shower gel?"

BUSTED!!!!

I always worry about my hair when at a soapy. It doesn't lay right unless I brush it when it's wet. Combs don't work & no way am I carrying a brush out with me.

Not being vain, just my hair is short & tends to stick to my head unless I get it right in the mornings.

"Don't touch the hair Honey".

I have a shaved head so I don't have that problem. Not shaven because I'm bald, its so it doesn't stick up after a soapy.

A friend of mine says he follows a baht bus around on his motorbike so he smells of diesel fumes, and not another smelling soap after a soapy.

I hate my hair. It grows about an inch a week it seems. Gets on my nerves quick.

I once got it all lopped off. My neighbor's wife cut all his hair off once a week & I asked her to cut mine.

Wifey saw it & says "I wanna doiwor on munny"

WHAT?

She was pissed off, saying she wanted a divorce on Monday.

[catman20]

In a bar many years ago and a guys GF walked in and bottled him with a half full Chang , seems he had been playing hide the sausage with one of her friends

That had to hurt.

HIS PRIDE ??????????

[godden]

The 1 i like is many yrs ago in the uk. In the bar sunday lunch time when the main door is thrown open and a guys wife screams " you dirty b****** you've given me crabs.

[jaywalker]

The 1 i like is many yrs ago in the uk. In the bar sunday lunch time when the main door is thrown open and a guys wife screams " you dirty b****** you've given me crabs.

That reminds me of one of my Dad's friends when I was a kid.

He came home late & tossed his hat thru the door to see if SHE was around or anything jumped at it.

Nothing happened so he walked in and she knocked him out with a great big wrench.

[northernphil]

After a few weeks in LOS in 2005 I was living with my gf in Hua-Hin, we had just moved into the new house. She went for 3 days to visit her folks in Nan , I went on my own to a bar called Octopussy . It had been raining and only me in the bar , gf not coming back for 3 days. Couldn't make my mind up which girl to take home , the mamasan said " Take all of them " I had a Honda Phantom then, 6 girls on a Phantom !! For the first time in LOS I slept on my own. Next morning the gf was sitting on my verandah she had come home a day early. Imagine if I had had a car a splashed out money on those BGs , they would of been legging it out the windows and I would of been feeding the ducks. BTW she is my wife now .

[jaywalker]

After a few weeks in LOS in 2005 I was living with my gf in Hua-Hin, we had just moved into the new house. She went for 3 days to visit her folks in Nan , I went on my own to a bar called Octopussy . It had been raining and only me in the bar , gf not coming back for 3 days. Couldn't make my mind up which girl to take home , the mamasan said " Take all of them " I had a Honda Phantom then, 6 girls on a Phantom !! For the first time in LOS I slept on my own. Next morning the gf was sitting on my verandah she had come home a day early. Imagine if I had had a car a splashed out money on those BGs , they would of been legging it out the windows and I would of been feeding the ducks. BTW she is my wife now .

I went out to Koh Larn in 2002-03 or so. Wife hates the sun so she stayed home.

Met a cutie Thai gal out there. Complete freebie too. She was wearing a thong bikini & I whistled. She said "Come here".

My buddy kept an apartment at the end of Walking Street & gave me a key to use when he was out of town.

There was no mobile phone coverage on the island = I could get away w/ saying I was out there all night.

Back then there was plenty of parking around the new Bali Hai pier, so my truck was there.

That was a close call. I shoo'd the one out quite early the next morning and found my wife stomping around the parking area looking for me.

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Cannot believe that one guy asking why we do it.

Edited September 13, 2015 by jaywalker

[pitchag]

Not so much Thailand related but in the UK when pubs had the old licensing laws I've seen on two occasions people have a Sunday roast dinner put over their heads by the wife for not going home on time to eat said dinner.

It was a popular pastime back in the day.

I was in the snug ( small bar semi private) of a pub in London it had solid wall to about 6 foot and then glass as we sat there a full roast dinner came through the glass above us and landed on the table and outside a woman shouting here's your fing dinner a hole

It looked like a nice roast too