October 20, 200619 yr Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf and had lots of mates and lots of girl friends (some he bonked) and drank beer and had shit loads of money,and farted whenever he wanted. THE END Taoism: shit happens Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit Islam: if shit happens, it is the will of Allah Catholicism: if shit happens, you deserve it Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us? Atheism: I don't believe this shit
October 21, 200619 yr Is it me or has this joke had a sex change since I last saw it on TV ? I think there is a 'female' version of it and I think it was on this forum. Still funny though.
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