Out Of Kid's Mouths Again

[Patsycat]

TEACHER: Well Harold, "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when other people are no longer intersted?".

HAROLD: A Teacher....

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TEACHER: Maria, go over to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, because i'm a lot closer to the ground than you.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence beginning with "L"

MILLIE: "I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say"I am"

MILLIE: All right.. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet"

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[b]And the last one for all big and little girls all around the globe...[/b]

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago?

WINNIE: ME.

[kayo]

I quite like this.. Surprised nobody's responded.

where are your manners??!!!

[Little Black Duck]

Winnie must be Donz's Sister...