Will you marry me? Apply now screams massive billboard of writhing Thai actress!

[Merylhighground]

Come on chaps! A lass untouched by anyone and with a few quid too.....a TV member's dream. The complete reverse of the ongoing 'Harold and the Porn Star'.

The 'my missus was a respectable lass, different from the others'' gang (when we all know different) could actually back up their claims here with a 40 foot billboard......

You reckon she is Thai Chinese as well ?....TV members should be frothing at the bit to reach her door as they will have "made it" in Thailand and finally acquired some class, and they they could truly say "mines different"...

I suspect many on here have lasses who know a thing or two about backs involving more than 40....

Fair point pal!

[macksview]

Hmm, PR stunt for upcoming role...

could be very perceptive comment

new lakorn plot, after 20 years of the pretty skinny girl getting the man, maybe it is the perennial bridesmaids turn

[Bobotie]

Hmm, PR stunt for upcoming role...

could be very perceptive comment

new lakorn plot, after 20 years of the pretty skinny girl getting the man, maybe it is the perennial bridesmaids turn

or an ad for a new all you can eat buffet ?

[terminatorchiangmai]

Ready to settle down and become even more fat !

[godden]

Yes how much is my sin sod

[macksview]

bustard x 10, bob

select your second, see you at asoke mrt at 0930 with pla duk in hand.

0930 hours, cause it is after good morning bkk on tv

if i lose, i leave all my worldy things, spli evenally to my chubby princess and kris horwang

[macksview]

Ready to settle down and become even more fat !

and more loveable, i can see it now, 'more chocolate my skinny pet farang' she bellows

cripes i am a closet feeder

[jaywalker]

How can one be half naked? It's like being half pregnant.

[HerbalEd]

Writhing?? How did the OP determine that? It's a billboard, not a video screen.

[HerbalEd]

How can one be half naked? It's like being half pregnantDo

Don't be a halfwit.

[Richard Hall]

Nuttin' to be concerned about, honey, haven't had a man in 55 years either and frankly said ain't missin' one a bit.

[macksview]

Yes how much is my sin sod

read the thread mr johnny come lately.

12 happy hour draughts at the mandarin go go nana, reception at nana car park, then the bridal suite at nana hotel

i hope they have cleaned the walls before we take over the room.

[craighj]

But where to take her for a first date??

That's easy, a 45 year Thai lady who has never had a man. It would be wham, bam thank you mam. Then the 99 baht all you can eat buffet!

[Richard Hall]

How can one be half naked?

By closing up the other half.

[JHolmesJr]

"She really is trying to find a husband. She is most certainly a virgin. She has never been touched by a man."

this leads to the follow-up question: Has she ever touched herself?

Or been touched by a tom with a massive strap-on….or a Hitachi Wand…..or some fresh zucchini?

[jaywalker]

Come on chaps! A lass untouched by anyone and with a few quid too.....a TV member's dream. The complete reverse of the ongoing 'Harold and the Porn Star'.

The 'my missus was a respectable lass, different from the others'' gang (when we all know different) could actually back up their claims here with a 40 foot billboard......

You reckon she is Thai Chinese as well ?....TV members should be frothing at the bit to reach her door as they will have "made it" in Thailand and finally acquired some class, and they they could truly say "mines different"...

I suspect many on here have lasses who know a thing or two about backs involving more than 40....

I say no thanks to the pasty Chinese girls.

Give me a dusky Issan redneck girl any day.

[ldiablo]

Already starting out with a lie by stating she is 40 when in fact she is 45. It's a wonder why mo man has touched her.

[macksview]

Already starting out with a lie by stating she is 40 when in fact she is 45. It's a wonder why mo man has touched her.

your next mate, asoke mrt 0945 hours bring your own fish

[rlopes]

She looks good. Although I'm sure that all TV members have much better women to show off.

Edited March 30, 2016 by rlopes

[DrTuner]

The gender balance in this country is A-ok. Sod the feminist states of the west.

[Crash999]

harold 'can you give me 5 million please'

We need to get Harold a giant searchlight with an H on it like the Batsignal.

[macksview]

mods mods mods i ask you to stop this

it is a series of attacks on my 45 year old cherub

[wabothai]

no

[macksview]

harold 'can you give me 5 million please'

We need to get Harold a giant searchlight with an H on it like the Batsignal.

thats a cracker

as long as the searchlight is not more than 50 metres either side of suk road, there is real thais hiding there

[55Jay]

Hmm, PR stunt for upcoming role...

That could be. Raising her profile before reading for the role of slightly over-weight, 45 y/o manic depressive virgin who, when the moon is full, dresses like a Ninja and spray paints angry messages on random cars in Bangkok. "You stole my lover!".

[macksview]

no

lucky i am out of fish

ahh thats it kris, lower lower, dont talk darling

how to tube her soaps, without the mrs watching

[jaywalker]

How can one be half naked? It's like being half pregnantDo

Don't be a halfwit.

I shall endeavor to persevere to be a Full-Wit..... It's in the water in Thailand. Not too difficult to do.

[TEFLKrabi]

don't be so harsh as she's probably quite slim and sexy compared to your average 45 year old western lady.

[mesterm]

But where to take her for a first date??

"Go my loom."

[smotherb]

Oh, narcissism.

45 years old and never touched a man? Are we supposed to be impressed.

To quote a movie line "It's not a space shuttle launch it's just sex"

If you cannot make it a shuttle launch, doesn't mean it cannot be.