stood a commode

filled with sweets

and ice cream

but already outdated

vanilla green mushroomed

vanilla green mushroomed

smoked with grass

vanilla green mushroomed

smoked with grass

fungai was visible

on the rim

of little johnnies

singing a song

of empty promises

of empty promises

much like taksin

only better really

than Karoke ABBA

only better really

could'nt be worse

than your mum's

than your mum's

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brother,uncle Ben....

.......dover and see

Uncle Ben's Rice

in a box..........

stamped destination "Monrovia"

sent back stamped

sent back stamped

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return to sender.....

That's Australian rice...

That's Australian rice...

grown in Tasmania

That's Australian rice...

grown in Tasmania

by intelligent kangaroos

nicknamed Albert Three

who couldn't find

their pouch if

Steve Irwin showed

off his stingray

brains and Maria