brains and Maria

always seem to

got down on

stingray ferocious appetite

not unlike prostitutes

who prey upon

who prey upon

unwary drunk farangs

in singlets and............

dubious bright T-shirts

dubious bright T-shirts

all hansum men

viewed far sightedly

viewed far sightedly

is always best

from a distance

from a distance

fuzzy up close

through rose tinted

Dame Edna Everage ?

Dame Edna Everage ?

sister of elton

Mother of Hagrid

Mother of Hagrid

, hagridden by a

Mother of Hagrid

, hagridden by a

myopic forum poster

eagerly writing on

eagerly writing on

his keyboard while

eagerly writing on

his keyboard while

lighting a big

eagerly writing on

his keyboard while

lighting a big

one eyed ogre

knocked at the

knocked at the

twin virgins' door

"Are there left ?"

"Are there left ?"

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or are there.....

virgins waiting for

the one armed.............

.....lefthanded or righthanded.....