Iran Just Accused Kim Kardashian Of Being A Spy. No, Seriously.
BY: AMANDA PRESTIGIACOMO

Iran just accused selfie-queen Kim Kardashian of being a top-secret spy; apparently sent in by Instagram CEO Kevin Systrom to chip away at Iranian culture one narcissistic Instagram post at a time.

Systrom is attempting to make “fashion modeling native to Iran” by using super-secret spy Kim Kardashian to implement the task, alleges Mostafa Alizadeh, spokesman for the Organized Cyberspace Crimes Unit in Iran.

“Ms. Kim Kardashian is a popular fashion model so Instagram’s CEO tells her, ‘make this native,’" said Alizadeh. “There is no doubt that financial support is involved as well. We are taking this very seriously.”

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-- The Daily Wire 2016-05-18

Iran !, the biggest nation of masturbates on earth, thanks to the Mullahs and moral police,

and they're in luck because KK just tweeted that she'll take nude selfies till the day she dies....

I admit I do find Kim K. rather interesting, but a spy? Really? She has the biggest mouth around and also the biggest.....

Wow how strong is the weed they are smoking in Iran ?

No less believable than Chuck Barris.

Kardashian a spy? Only interested in themselves NOT others or their countries. Jeez, Iranian authorities must have less brains than the Kardashians!

I guess her large bum is stuffed with a radio transmitter

...everyone knows by now that she will do anything for money...and attention....

...so who knows...???

555555555555555. A Spy ????

Aren't the intelligent college grads

Recrudescence by the CIA......Kim

K ?? Is it April 1st? 55555555

This confirms what I have always suspected...that Kim Kardashian hides mysterious secrets between her boobs and deep within her generous tush...

What a disgrace she is as an attention seeking women. But spy ? No way she appears as thick as shxxxxt

Are the Iranisns currently holding any western hostages, the whole Kardashian clan, including Bruce handed over to the Iranians in exchange for the hostages ?

Are the Iranisns currently holding any western hostages, the whole Kardashian clan, including Bruce handed over to the Iranians in exchange for the hostages ?

They might not be interested in the K girls but Bwwuce they will be keen as mustard for

I believe Iran. She can fit an old fashioned WW2 era 32mm camera "in there" and film an entire documentary.

What a disgrace she is as an attention seeking women. But spy ? No way she appears as thick as shxxxxt

Yet she has made $$$ millions in spite of a complete lack of marketable skills. Unless you count self promotion and pretty genes.

I'd trade bank accounts with her and gladly live with her shame.

The Mullahs are making bigger butts of themselves than even Kim Kardashian possesses.

File this along with the other regional intel assets we read about, dolphins, pigeons, and falcons.

I guess her large bum is stuffed with a radio transmitter

Including radio operator.

Shes an idiot but of course these days a persons worth is measured by how many twitter followers they have...and she has 22 million.

Wow how strong is the weed they are smoking in Iran ?

What does weed have to do with Kim kardashian and Iran?

No less believable than Chuck Barris.

He wasn't a paid assassin of the CIA as he claimed.

It's a claim made by an individual who has a history of substance abuse and who made his money pandering to fans of crudity and humiliation. He was unable to substantiate his claim and took advantage of the fact that the CIA could not respond to the claim.

Kim Kardashian does not have the intelelctual capacity to spy, let alone string an intelligent statement together.

No less believable than Chuck Barris.

He wasn't a paid assassin of the CIA as he claimed.

It's a claim made by an individual who has a history of substance abuse and who made his money pandering to fans of crudity and humiliation. He was unable to substantiate his claim and took advantage of the fact that the CIA could not respond to the claim.

Kim Kardashian does not have the intelelctual capacity to spy, let alone string an intelligent statement together.

You don't have to be a genius to be the honey in a honey trap. In fact, you don't even have to know you're the bait.

The guys on the other end of the cameras and microphones do all the smarty pants stuff.