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December 9, 200619 yr

A woman went to the Irish Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

"What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, I don't believe it! Have we come to this?" said the woman.

"Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Protestant ones."

December 9, 200619 yr

jasus..

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December 9, 200619 yr

A woman went to the Irish Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, I don't believe it! Have we come to this?" said the woman.

"Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Protestant ones."

Thats it!!!!

I refuse to check any more!

You didnt used to be the script writer for The Little and Large show by any chance???

December 10, 200619 yr

A woman went to the Irish Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, I don't believe it! Have we come to this?" said the woman.

"Well, give me 50 Catholic and 50 Protestant ones."

What??? No Pissed Up Testicosticles !!!!!!

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