It’s Midnight On Christmas Eve...

[John_Betong]

It’s midnight on Christmas Eve, and a five year-old Luke Skywalker is fast asleep, but suddenly awakened by a crash and a cloud of soot coming from the fireplace. From down the chimney stepped … not Santa, but Darth Vader!

“Luke”, breathed Vader. “See that gift over there under the tree? That’s a cuddly Ewok, that is.”

“Stop!”, cried the infant Luke. “You’re spoiling the surprise!”

“Luke, that one there is a brand new light sabre”, Vader continued.

“Don’t tell me”, said Luke, clamping his hands over his ears.

“Luke, the really big one is a replica of the Millenium Falcon”, Vader concluded.

Luke tearfully asked, “How do you know what Santa’s brought me?”.

Vader replied, “Luke - I have felt your presents”

[kayo]

Had I not JUST finished watching three of the movies in a row I might have groaned... But I had to smile

[Little Black Duck]

Had I not JUST finished watching three of the movies in a row I might have groaned... But I had to smile

That Pesky Wabbits back again..

It was almost Funny..

[Grover]

first I was annoyed, then I smiled and then laughed.

[kayo]

Q: what did Vader say about Santa?

A: The Presents is strong in this one!

Q: What did Yoda say to Luke about Christmas

A: Good Boy, you must be, to feel the Presents..

etc etc..

[suegha]

I don't think I can can take any more - I'm now officially brain dead!!!

[rods]

I liked it a lot.

Santa: If you lose all your reindeer then may the horse be with you!